Hi, I'm Mitch. Have your recently been in an accident? Are you suffering neck, jaw, or back pain? Does your grocery story forget to put down the "Wet Floor" signs before you shop? Have you recently been mistreated by an airline? Has a fast food restaurant given you coffee too hot to drink or given you 2 fries less than what's shown on the menu? Did you find a hair in a bowl of chili only to discover it was a rat hair? Are you in debt? About to be foreclosed on? Call me, Mitch, at 1-800-555-7279. Let me take care of your problems. Again, that's Mitch at 1-800-555-SCRW. I'll help YOU screw them before they screw you!•library only facsimile of real law library. Globe may appear larger to smaller people.
I've got the exact same plant in my home library! That's why I will never switch to a Kindle.
Jewfro? That's a new one for me.We had one of those old looking globes when I was growing up. Thanks for the memories, Mitch!
Photographer's posing instructions:"Put your left hand on top of War and Peace. Good. Now face the fine walnut table standing on your left foot. This is looking great. Then, but your right hand into a fist on your thigh and smile. Got it."On second thought, maybe he's an amputee.
Mitch later centerfolded in Playgirl's "Erotic Male Librarians" centrefold for Spring Break 1990.
1988 or 1978?
I'm embarrassed to admit I find Mitch attractive. Eek!
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