I just saw this guy in the marching band criminal line up at my local parade.
For ages, the Pied Piper has lured generations of rats and kids with the power of his fascinating jade-green eyes... That, or the peculiar strabismus.
Eyes scary, mullet hot.
He takes his piccolo playing seriously.
Call Ryan a "band geek" and he will go all "kung-fu" on your ASS!
He looks very young to be having Vietnam flashbacks! :p
He keeps staring at me with those "hail satan" eyes. It's like he can see my heart beat inside my body (or would like to).
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