Mark is just twelve kinds of fabulous.
"Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be gay cowboys."
The bolo and the rings make Mark even cockier than he is in every day life. What a stud!
It’s a chubby,country western, Vanilla Ice impersonator from the future.
He looks like a character from "The Ring of the Rodeo," an absolutely fabulous updated, country-western, off-Broadway version of Wagnerian opera.
"Oh, hello there. I didn't hear you there over the sound of my awesomeness."
His hairdo was cool for then, but his outfit still would've been dorky.
Is he headed to Prom or to his after school job as a waiter at Olive Garden? Sadly, the world will never know.
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