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It wasn't easy coming back from his extended sojourn in Bolivia, but after the local tin baron bribed a cabana boy to drown a poison arrow frog in his Pina Colada, Jeff decided to take the hint and go home.
The passage through Customs was the most disturbing and intimate experience of his life and thinking back on it, he wondered if half of those remembered details were based on the reality of the event, or had been superimposed by his own yearning subconscious.
Haunting details, the blue-eyed, crisply-uniformed angel that led him from the 'nothing to declare' queue and ushered him into the examination suite; the sensation of gloved hands exploring the shy cleft of his high, taut buttocks, the tapered latex-clad fingers gently agitating the ginger substance of his beard; were they searching for narcotics, or for very core of his being?
If it hadn't been for the three highly endangered CITES listed Fasciated Iguanas duct-taped to his inside leg, Jeff might have asked her name.
But Jeff had secrets. And he would live to regret them.
Meet Jeff. Jeff... would have a girlfriend, a job, friends, and a generally acceptable social appearance if he shaved. He just doesn't know it. Yes, Jeff. Poor, poor Jeff.
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Lead singer in ZZ Top cover band?
Why, Jeff? Why?!
I'm thinking, "lots of soy product".
Genial post and this enter helped me alot in my college assignement. Say thank you you as your information.
He looks a Amish version of The Dude
He looks a Amish version of The Dude
Well your article helped me very much in my college assignment. Hats off to you post, will look ahead in the direction of more interdependent articles in a jiffy as its sole of my pet question to read.
Amish men don't have mustaches, and they cut their hairstraight across like there was a bowl on their head. This guy looks good in comparison. :P
Just add a bit more hair and I give you- Chebacca from Star Wars.
Sure, Jeff had secrets. Who doesn't?
It wasn't easy coming back from his extended sojourn in Bolivia, but after the local tin baron bribed a cabana boy to drown a poison arrow frog in his Pina Colada, Jeff decided to take the hint and go home.
The passage through Customs was the most disturbing and intimate experience of his life and thinking back on it, he wondered if half of those remembered details were based on the reality of the event, or had been superimposed by his own yearning subconscious.
Haunting details, the blue-eyed, crisply-uniformed angel that led him from the 'nothing to declare' queue and ushered him into the examination suite; the sensation of gloved hands exploring the shy cleft of his high, taut buttocks, the tapered latex-clad fingers gently agitating the ginger substance of his beard; were they searching for narcotics, or for very core of his being?
If it hadn't been for the three highly endangered CITES listed Fasciated Iguanas duct-taped to his inside leg, Jeff might have asked her name.
But Jeff had secrets. And he would live to regret them.
Kelly, I fall at your feet in worship. I'm a fellow writer, but you are positively brilliant.
:D
Andrea, that is the nicest thing I've heard all week.
:-)
Kelly,
You need to dash off a book proposal for a bodice buster romance right now!!
Meet Jeff. Jeff... would have a girlfriend, a job, friends, and a generally acceptable social appearance if he shaved. He just doesn't know it. Yes, Jeff. Poor, poor Jeff.
hat a life i lead in the summer. what a life i lead in the spring...
What you don't know is this is Jeff's mug shot photo...got caught selling the Ganj..
Kelly & Andrea...get a room....
Lucky for him the draft ended in 1973
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