When Clarissa was young her folks bought her the baton twirling outfit but wouldn't buy the actual baton. Now at age 45 Clarissa bought an old baton on ebay to go along with the outfit. If you drive by her house slowly on the nights "Dancing with the Stars" is on you can see her dancing in her living room with her baton and outfit. The neighbors have learned to close their drapes.
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When Clarissa was young her folks bought her the baton twirling outfit but wouldn't buy the actual baton. Now at age 45 Clarissa bought an old baton on ebay to go along with the outfit. If you drive by her house slowly on the nights "Dancing with the Stars" is on you can see her dancing in her living room with her baton and outfit. The neighbors have learned to close their drapes.
nazi-parade dancing?
clarissa is the shit
woah! pure magic
this is a "grown-ass-lady"
Apparently the human body is not meant to be in this type of position.
She looks like she could be cast as Audrey in the old, Chevy Chase "National Lampoon's Family..." movies.
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