As a corpulent manchild with an eye for vinyl and a large collection of cocktail rings, Jonathan found that he drew admirers from many sectors of the human spectrum. Andre, the sinister anaesthesiologist with a penchant for raw bacon and the income to support it. Aurora, the hapless Hooters waitress with a dark past and even murkier future. That speculum had to have come from somewhere but by the time she discovered it the three weeks in question had melted into a sticky blur. And Olivia. Olivia, always so willing, and so hurt and confused by Jonathan's firm but gentle coaxing, his insistance that she must never, never remove the ring, even with her teeth, even though the moist skin of his last knuckle always seemed to beg her for release.
I love how he's wearing a leather jacket - he probably considers himself to be a fat version of the "Fonz" from Happy Days! I wonder whether this kid is out of the closet?
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Look at that pinky ring. Just wow! Tha Carter III game proper.
I can't tell if my favorite is the "come and get me, ladies" look or the exceedingly feminine ring with the macho leather jacket.
oohh jonathan...
the pearl encrusted pinkie ring in the shape of Texas is a nice touch
You know he has a 12th level Paladin...
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sure that is a texas ring? f so, i need one now
Wonder what he looks like now...he probably either shed the baby fat or kept getting fat - I wonder which way he went.
Jonathan, do you have any idea that you resembled Victor Posner, erstwhile English-language broadcaster for Radio Moscow, back in the (Cold War) day?
Eric Cartman, right?
John Candy -- age ten.
Chuck Martel::::::just my thoughts.
Sure, Jonathan had secrets. Who doesn't?
As a corpulent manchild with an eye for vinyl and a large collection of cocktail rings, Jonathan found that he drew admirers from many sectors of the human spectrum.
Andre, the sinister anaesthesiologist with a penchant for raw bacon and the income to support it.
Aurora, the hapless Hooters waitress with a dark past and even murkier future. That speculum had to have come from somewhere but by the time she discovered it the three weeks in question had melted into a sticky blur.
And Olivia. Olivia, always so willing, and so hurt and confused by Jonathan's firm but gentle coaxing, his insistance that she must never, never remove the ring, even with her teeth, even though the moist skin of his last knuckle always seemed to beg her for release.
Oh yes, Jonathan had secrets.
I love how he's wearing a leather jacket - he probably considers himself to be a fat version of the "Fonz" from Happy Days! I wonder whether this kid is out of the closet?
I think he looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman in the age of 9 or 10.
c'mon, he's james dean!! look at the bright in his eyes
Looks like a Young John Candy
Who lets their 10 year old out of the house dressed like that?
The smugness of the face...as if to say "My leather jacket and awesome pinky ring will totally own your face."
Louie Anderson as a child.
AKA Johnny LaRue!
I'm seeing John Candy with a texas pinky ring.
Eugene "Bling Bling" from Johnny Test in the hizouse! "I love you Susan Test!"
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