People used to talk about Gustav the Ventriloquist. Oh sure, he was popular each summer at the holiday resorts, his act was first rate, but there just seemed something a little bit off. His puppet was just a little too lifelike. It was years before that dreaded headline appeared in the paper:"Neighbors said he was very quiet. Seemed like a really nice man. Never gave anyone any trouble."And then...his puppet spoke without his hand attached!
Beatrix always made goo-goo eyes at Gustav, but the busy accountant didn't have time to look at the secretary. One day, though, she bought Bump Its to give her hair some lift, and *voila*! Gustav was hooked.
Either he's wearing a lady's suit, or the negative was backward.
only in belgium...sigh.
I'm wearing those glasses right now, sadly, I don't know how to make my hair do that.
Beatrix, did you really do jerry-curls in that long ago?Gustav, did you know that Hitler named a defence line after you, i.e. the "Gustav Line"?
"Escape Mutants From The Lab"
Gottle of geer.
Scrolled down to this picture, happened to have my guitar, and I just wrote a song about dear Beatrix. Wow, where the hell did that come from?
he never takes a picture without his handy dandy pen.
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