People used to talk about Gustav the Ventriloquist. Oh sure, he was popular each summer at the holiday resorts, his act was first rate, but there just seemed something a little bit off. His puppet was just a little too lifelike. It was years before that dreaded headline appeared in the paper:
"Neighbors said he was very quiet. Seemed like a really nice man. Never gave anyone any trouble."
And then...his puppet spoke without his hand attached!
Beatrix always made goo-goo eyes at Gustav, but the busy accountant didn't have time to look at the secretary. One day, though, she bought Bump Its to give her hair some lift, and *voila*! Gustav was hooked.
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Eugene Levy?
People used to talk about Gustav the Ventriloquist. Oh sure, he was popular each summer at the holiday resorts, his act was first rate, but there just seemed something a little bit off. His puppet was just a little too lifelike. It was years before that dreaded headline appeared in the paper:
"Neighbors said he was very quiet. Seemed like a really nice man. Never gave anyone any trouble."
And then...his puppet spoke without his hand attached!
Beatrix always made goo-goo eyes at Gustav, but the busy accountant didn't have time to look at the secretary. One day, though, she bought Bump Its to give her hair some lift, and *voila*! Gustav was hooked.
Either he's wearing a lady's suit, or the negative was backward.
only in belgium...sigh.
real suwet
I'm wearing those glasses right now, sadly, I don't know how to make my hair do that.
Beatrix, did you really do jerry-curls in that long ago?
Gustav, did you know that Hitler named a defence line after you, i.e. the "Gustav Line"?
"Escape Mutants From The Lab"
Gottle of geer.
Scrolled down to this picture, happened to have my guitar, and I just wrote a song about dear Beatrix. Wow, where the hell did that come from?
he never takes a picture without his handy dandy pen.
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