"Clara would always bring her porto-violin Stradivarius with her, cocked in her arm, to all her social functions; it was her very raison-d'etre. When she dated, she introduced her date to "Mr Strad; and, she would add, "Don't try anything, buster, because Mr Strad knows a thing or two about how to pluck your string, let me tell you!"
This went on throughout her residency at Juliard, and then on to her appointment to the 1st-string seat at the Peoria Symphony Orchestra. There, regrettably, Clara's downward spiral into madness only hastened, following her early rise to the 1st-string seat in Peoria's highest expression of culture.
For, one night, the famous conductor, the "Maestro," of "Seinfeld" fame was there to conduct, and following the performance of Holst's "The Planets," the Maestro asked Clara out for drinks.
The Maestro, feeling frisky as conductors in big-scene venues like Peoria are wont to do, put the moves on Clara there at "The Olive Garden" restaurant, Peoria's finest in Italian dining.
Clara, realising that she would have to choose between "Mr Stradivarius" or the "Maestro," walloped the Maestro upside the head with "Mr Strad," shattering her porto-violin and the Maestro's skull.
The jury found Clara guilty of manslaughter, and the Judge sentenced Clara to 20 years to life. However, all was not lost, for two year later following incarceration, Clara was able to play backup porto-violin for Jake and Elwood Blues at the Joliet State Pen."
Im looking at buying an ebook reader from amazon and I need somebody to tell me the differences between the apple ipad and the kindle (I know the ipad isnt available on amazon yet [img]http://www.freesmileys4u.info/pics/O/e.gif[/img])
Sorry if this is in the wrong place, I'm new to this!
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Fiddlin' Glamour Shots!
Niiiiiceee!!
"And one time, at band camp..."
So that's where my bow went.
Rosin is just so overrated.
omg the blurrrrrr . love it.
"Clara would always bring her porto-violin Stradivarius with her, cocked in her arm, to all her social functions; it was her very raison-d'etre. When she dated, she introduced her date to "Mr Strad; and, she would add, "Don't try anything, buster, because Mr Strad knows a thing or two about how to pluck your string, let me tell you!"
This went on throughout her residency at Juliard, and then on to her appointment to the 1st-string seat at the Peoria Symphony Orchestra. There, regrettably, Clara's downward spiral into madness only hastened, following her early rise to the 1st-string seat in Peoria's highest expression of culture.
For, one night, the famous conductor, the "Maestro," of "Seinfeld" fame was there to conduct, and following the performance of Holst's "The Planets," the Maestro asked Clara out for drinks.
The Maestro, feeling frisky as conductors in big-scene venues like Peoria are wont to do, put the moves on Clara there at "The Olive Garden" restaurant, Peoria's finest in Italian dining.
Clara, realising that she would have to choose between "Mr Stradivarius" or the "Maestro," walloped the Maestro upside the head with "Mr Strad," shattering her porto-violin and the Maestro's skull.
The jury found Clara guilty of manslaughter, and the Judge sentenced Clara to 20 years to life. However, all was not lost, for two year later following incarceration, Clara was able to play backup porto-violin for Jake and Elwood Blues at the Joliet State Pen."
hotty! where's the "now" picture?
Glam-ourous
90's glamor shots are timeless ... like the violin. And big ass bangs.
OMG I love the soft focus! I swear she played a Polish exchange student on 21 Jump Street.
OMG! I love the soft focus! I swear she played a Polish Exchange student on 21 Jump Street.
devoid of vibrato.
This is NOT a guitar Clara...
Im looking at buying an ebook reader from amazon and I need somebody to tell me the differences between the apple ipad and the kindle (I know the ipad isnt available on amazon yet [img]http://www.freesmileys4u.info/pics/O/e.gif[/img])
Sorry if this is in the wrong place, I'm new to this!
Opulently I acquiesce in but I about the list inform should have more info then it has.
She looks like Lillian Gish with 90's hair.
And that's pretty awesome.
She kind of looks like one of those girls from NYC Prep...er...I forget her name. The insanely bitchy one who wanted to get into a good school.
Am I the only one who noticed a slight stache?
i would so hit this and then let her play me a sweet love song
Is it just me or does she look like a doll?:
http://my.reset.jp/~verdure/Gn/GENEof/crescendo.jpg
she is beautifuL!
I love it! So pretty
I'm probably going out on a limb here, but I think this is a really pretty photo of Clara, whoever she is.
She's a giantess and that's actually a cello.
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