sweet...this is why I keep a feather boa in my pants at all times...
Shopping mall vanity pix - not that different today than they were back in the day...
the first picture... what's up and what's down? :)
shit, too many beauites
One things for sure, a boa definitely does not make you look thinner.
Hmmm there is nothing to say!
Picture number three looks like every girl I wanted to bang in high school...but never did.
Photo No. 1: She looks like 3/4 of her body has thus far been consumed by a Kodiak bear.Photo No. 2: Ditto: Now it appears that she's being consumed by a polar bear.Photo No. 3: Something of a "looker," she is. However, the gigantic black fuzz thing advancing on the head, up through 1/2 of the picture, distracts the observer, and leaves one to wonder whether that's Cookie Monster's own human sock-puppet, or something.Photo No. 4: Back in the day, Miss probably thought that Burt Reynold's "Playgirl" centrefold was all the "thang." Today, Miss is trying to show her own gumption, by doing a Plus-Sized Women's Charity Boa Bonanaza Calendar. That said, I'd pass, if I were the Divine Miss, er, Miss.Photo No. 5: Oh goodness, me. I enjoy the glamour photography, here: But the braces will have to be replaced with straightened pearly whites, when that day comes. Beyond that, I can't help but think she ran over a giant white-feathered Big Bird look-alike on the way to the photography studio, and decided to include the carcass in the shoot.
For #3, I STILL want to bang the good girl. but will settle for #1 for the time being. Good drinking buddy.
On the last girl...did her mother say, "Oh, that's okay that you are only 12, so was Brooke when she made Pretty Baby! Lets get you a glamour shot- that will be sure to give you great self esteem." How embarressing.
Bang? Who says bang anymore?
Outside of a drag show, have you ever seen anyone where a boa in real life? You just know that none of these gals ever sported a boa before or since.
uh.. this is weird. I'm pretty sure I know picture 5.....I'm pretty positive. How can I find out who submitted that? Just to be sure? I should probably let her know she is on here or something haha..I don't know?
How many chickens got orally chainsawed with her braces so #5 could look fly?
# 4 has to be Canadian singer Rita McNeil...
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