What's freakin' me out is how much he looks like my first boss named Steve. Steve used to pull on his beard whenever he was thinking or talking. All day, every single day. Randall...you're freakin' me out!
Somewhere I heard that people with a gap between their teeth are really good in bed...
Chest hair, gold chain, butterfly collar, pastel suit...it's too much! It's pimptastic!!!
Oh God, this guy is so hairy...
They had Wookies other than Chewbaca on Planet Earth?
Okay, so Randal isn't Pitt, he isn't Depp, or any of those other polished pretty boys. But Randal doesn't need to be; he has a secret and don't sit there like you can't guess what it is. Randal is a down low freak with the ladies. You can wax a monkey and put him in movie but you have to be born with the kind of shit that Randal brings to the female of the species. Look into his eyes and feel it for yourself. I dare you.
If people with a gap in their teeth are really good in bed, then I am jealous of that guy, Stephen Meyer on Tru Blood. Anna Paquin is hot and has a great gap.
I would totally go to the disco with Randal!
I'm strangely attracted to Randal...what's wrong with me?
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