I invented the piano-key necktie. What have you done?
I was completely unaware that hookers had accountants.
The life of the party.
oh no!!!lack of words... this tie!! these hot pants! ooooh...i'll book them for my wedding, for sure!
I love it!
Maurice knew he could get the ladeez with his big "keyboard."
I know women do that cross-legged thing because they think it makes them look slimmer. Really, it just looks like they need to tinkle.
Groooovy! Larry Welk would love these guys.
A promo picture for their lounge lizard act....that being said, girlfriend got it going on fo' sho'!!
Nice heels, Laureen. Outfit is otherwise a bit dated, even for '92.
Is he giving me the finger?
Are they available for children's birthday parties?
Snapping his fingers in time to the music...or secretly flipping everyone off?
"some people call me the space cowboy...some people call me MAURICE..."
Wisconsin's best Captain and Tennille tribute band two years running!
Deliciously tacky! And more than likely swingers and available for a menage'.
I saw them in a Ramada Inn, he was playing in the lounge, she was hooking in the bar.
Please tell me that he's not banging her........please tell me that.
I see the outline of the head of his penis.
Not only is Maurice Laureen's pimp, they are also brother and sister.
(Maurice) "Laureen, pls don't wear that outfit, it makes you look... (Laureen)"God damn it Maurice, I'm a total rock chick!" (Maurice) "Fine but I'm so bringing my Keyboard with, cause chick love it when I play Billy Joel songs.)
This is totally Donny and Marie, in disguise, doing the "in hotel lounge circuit". They fooled ALL of you. Donny has had his frontal hair piece(s) temporarily removed, and Marie has let her inner hoe out. They travel under the stage names Doogan and Mo'xie. Next stops: Peoria, IL, then Pekin, IL, then beautiful downtown Nauvoo, IL. They must then rest and the remainder of their whirlwind tour will be announced after.
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