Thursday, July 9, 2009

Johnson Family




1990, 1991, 1992
USA

31 comments:

Weekend Douche said...

All that needs to be said about that second photo is "That's levitation holmes!"

Deb said...

How unfortunate to be a Dave Coulier lookalike.

Anonymous said...

wife was kinda hot in the second pic but decided to say "Screw It" and get ugly and fatter again. Typical.

PrincessLuceval said...

It's not the Johnsons, it's Jeff Daniels' family!

brandonesque said...

The child rules with an iron fist.

Organic Meatbag said...

Ah, it's the plain, bland vanilla family!

Anonymous said...

her dress in the second picture is slammin! I want it!

Tattered and Lost said...

Does actor Jeff Daniel's family know he had another family when he was younger?

telephone snow said...

It's funny how the mom looks like a different person each year, but the dad is ALWAYS Gérard Depardieu.

Anonymous said...

Is that uncle Joey!?

Margaret said...

Terms of Endearment, the sequel. The continuing story of what happened to Flap (Jeff Daniel's character) after Deborah Winger (playing his wife) died and he gave his kids to Shirley Mclaine (who played his rascally mother in law)! ;-D

Zebuess said...

That is one executive baby!
AND it hovers. or else holds itself on the parents' shoulders with executive baby arms of steel.

Rebekah said...

haha...i thought the same thing Deb. The first thing i thought was what is Joey from Full House doing on here

Anonymous said...

Girl went on some Jenny Craig in 1991 and looked smokin'!!

Anonymous said...

I didn't know Dave Coulier and Liza Minelli had a kid!

Anonymous said...

I don't believe that's an American family. For some reason, their styling looks Canadian to me.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Johnson turned GREY in just a couple of years... Look at his hair!

Sarah, Andre and Ari said...

Woman has baby: gains weight,
Woman joins weight watchers: loses weight
Woman goes off WW because her celebrity look alike husband can eat whatever he wants and not gain and he can also miraculously fart and lose weight
Woman goes into depression by eating oreos and never has sex with her husband again

Its just the same old story over and over again.

SM said...

Make a baby and get fat!

Anonymous said...

Why are they always on the floor? It just emphasizes the mom's fupa.


And the dad's.

Steve said...

Mrs. Johnson get more daring every year! How much more neck will she show?

Anonymous said...

"Have you seen her? She got hot!"

Anonymous said...

hey it's a young Jeff Daniels!

dre A m. said...

91 was a hot year for them.

Anonymous said...

he looks like the guy off dumb and dumber

Danielle said...

I love in the middle picture, the little boy has learn the art of levitation. Take that David Blayne!!!

Anonymous said...

"wife was kinda hot in the second pic but decided to say "Screw It" and get ugly and fatter again. Typical."

She's not ugly in any of the photos. You sound like a "typical" single shallow douchebag.

Anonymous said...

despite what others say i think this family looks quite normal, a decent family portrait

Anonymous said...

The dad looks like Owen Wilson, if he cut his shaggy blond hair and fixed that broken, misshapen nose of his.

deimos said...

1991 mom discovered Jennie Craig and richard simmonds but in '92 said fuck this noise, he divorces me he will pay

Anonymous said...

my guess... the last picture she is preggers again, hence the weight gain.