Friday, July 31, 2009

The Future

what will Sexy People look like in a few years? here's a little taste..







2007, 2008, 2009
USA

40 comments:

Margaret said...

Never before has GI Joe, Matrix girl, Brett Favre, The Little Mermaid, and the Gorton's Fisherman been assembled in one post! Thanks! =)

Anonymous said...

Elves, Eagles Fans and Neos, Oh My!

Anonymous said...

I love the Matrix dude or chic.

Armpit Studios said...

I'm skeert of the future.

Colleen said...

Okay, I was doing all right until the last guy..er, gal..er, um, person. What is with the hair? And what is that purple thing? And did it mug a golfer for its yellow shirt and plaid pants?

Chick Norris said...

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades.

Eric said...

I have seen the future.
And it is awesome.

On a side note; that last one has the hair and clothes of a 15 year old girl but the face of one of Keith Richards' drinking buddies. o_O

FH said...

Second one down kind of looks like Billy Corgan going out to a rubber fetish party, using spray on hair as some sort of flimsy disguise..

Valerie said...

I'm terrified. srsly.

Chandler David Poling said...

*speechless*

stanis said...

The future looks bright... and tacky.

Anonymous said...

#3 doesn't have to imagine she's weightless in the middle of the ocean, look at her, she is!

kf said...

PRAISE THE LORD THESE ARE EVEN BETTER THAN THE ONES PRE-21ST CENTURY

cancer said...

the future is so bright.

KANKERPIN said...

WHOA!!!! the last one... IM CONFUSED......

Anonymous said...

Not good.

Brenda said...

That last one scares me the most. *shivers*

Anonymous said...

Last one has to be the semi-decomposed corpse of Paine Stewart.

wendy said...

I love the Trinity picture. I'm hoping that's immortalized in a yearbook somewhere as a senior picture.

Anonymous said...

I'm just picturing some poor guy walking up behind a young woman with long, shiny hair, saying "how YOU doin'?" And pissing himself when "she" turns around.

SM said...

Trinity-Trashbag is hot!

alysser said...

is that a dude in the catwoman suit pretending to be trinity? who thinks to themself, "i should go buy a one piece patent leather outfit, sunglasses, and then go to sears and get a professional portrait of myself"

Tanner Fam said...

Mr. Miyagi trained Trinity???? GET OUT!!!

Anti-aging Health Products said...

The last one is a crook who stole the lollipop from the baby and that purple thing is his d*ck shriveled and ugly from no-use.

Melissa Blake said...

oh, those are classic!

Anonymous said...

The last one is Chicken John or whatever his name was from "Groomer Has It"

Anonymous said...

The last guy is Chicken John or whatever his name was from "Groomer Has It"

Anonymous said...

Holy jesus......green lipstick? and the rain hat dude????WTF?

clearether said...

That last guy was a contestant on that Bravo dog grooming show (hence the comb), but he was bald on the show. He seemed nice, but I'm sad I know that.

Anonymous said...

aww man. the last "person" ate Curious George and stole his clothes!

Anonymous said...

Chicken George! That's the last guy. He was a contestant on the 2nd season of Groomer Has It, a dog grooming competition show on the Animal Planet

Blake Badker said...

that's the most dispirited red dawn group of 80s kids i've seen since my dad tried to get me to deer hunt.

Anonymous said...

That is very frightening!!!!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH. Wow. The best post I've seen to date, no doubt- awesome.

Anonymous said...

I knew some classmates who had flaming footballs, basketballs, and band instruments for senior portraits similar to the football pic. Tacky!

Anonymous said...

FH, I also thought that was Billy Corgan!

Doctorwild said...

You deserve a Pulizter Prize for this curatorial brilliance. I heart Sexy People.

Anonymous said...

I love Fat Trinity!

Allison said...

the man in the yellow shirt will haunt my dreams omg

Christy said...

It obvious the last guy is thinking of a spell to make his hair short and his teeth good.