"Say baby. ya wanna come to my house and play Nintendo? Mom will cook us up some pizza rolls and then you and me and Mario will make three. Oh yeaaaaaah."
Yes, sonny, I know you think you "look" like The Rock with your little eyebrow maneuver, but you really look like a pubescent Harland Williams and you still probably can't figure out what else your pee-pee does besides make urine...
"John decided he would try his luck on the attractive lady behind the camera. But, his pubescent ill-luck ended the shoot with him un-tucking his shirt out of his pants,and pulling them down passed his crotch as he ran out of the studio and into the closest washroom. Why did the studio have to be right by the lingerie department?
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Well, then, isn't he just SEXAY?!
"Say baby. ya wanna come to my house and play Nintendo? Mom will cook us up some pizza rolls and then you and me and Mario will make three. Oh yeaaaaaah."
Yes, sonny, I know you think you "look" like The Rock with your little eyebrow maneuver, but you really look like a pubescent Harland Williams and you still probably can't figure out what else your pee-pee does besides make urine...
Here's lookin' at you, kid.
Imagine if you were born that way and your eyebrows were naturally that uneven. Awkward!
i'm so jealous of his eyebrow raising techniques. i never could do that.
Wow! I love the eyebrow quirk!!
"Heeey...how YOU doin'?"
Somebody could smell what the Rock was cooking...
FIRST
Oh wow. This is the best I've seen in a while :)
i think that this is the result of a disease
holy crap, put that guy on a shirt!
Jeez, not even Barbara Walters uses such a soft focus. John was young for that much cheesecloth.
Did someone shove a broomstick up John's ass so deeply that it is raising his left brow?
gggrrrrrrrrarrrr
It kind of looks like he had a stroke.
I agree, this guy belongs on a shirt. Reminds me of the nerd gang from the movie Sixteen Candles.
Reminds me of Stephen Colbert...
mmm nice call Bags. Like that ad on Comedy central "Who would grow up to be the greatest American alive."
If he keeps making that face it will stick like that. At least that's what my mother told me.
"What's happening hot stuff?"
This would make a fantastic shirt!
Jon Stewart
THIS IS TOO GREAT! seriously, if someone looked at me like that - i'd be EEZAY.
OMG - That eyebrow raise totally rivals John Black (Drake Hogsten) of Days of Our Lives fame! Excellent!
"John decided he would try his luck on the attractive lady behind the camera. But, his pubescent ill-luck ended the shoot with him un-tucking his shirt out of his pants,and pulling them down passed his crotch as he ran out of the studio and into the closest washroom. Why did the studio have to be right by the lingerie department?
Awkward prepubescent John Stewart, is that you?
that must hurt a lot
"Ladies?"
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