Monday, June 8, 2009

Bret and Jemaine


2006
New Zealand
picture by Amelia Handscomb

133 comments:

stainedsugar said...

These are the guys from Flight of the Conchords. All I'm saying is if you have a show on HBO, this photo is probably just a joke and not legit.

Katarina erobreren said...

Love their show!

Michael Foord said...

Now they *are* sexy people. :-)

torreadora said...

What -- no landscape shirt?

Anonymous said...

The humans are dead.

steely said...

The highlight for me is the piano man belt! Well done!

Anonymous said...

Flight of the conchords! Love those guys

PunkyPower said...

During the last recession, in the interest of saving money, the FBI started the infamous "buddy mug shots" of serial killers.

The Evil Uncle said...

Amazing!

I really hope they check this blog out because it's great!

keep up the good work!

Anonymous said...

i'm just going to assume you know they're from a tv show and that you posted this simply because they fit in.

Amanda said...

They are clearly well-versed in what makes a sexy portrait.

Anonymous said...

FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS! haha.

Eric said...

Crazy backwoods New Zealanders, at least they are not Australian

Jenna said...

These guys are my imaginary boyfriends.
I love them <3

Eric said...

That is outstanding.

Anonymous said...

Aw, I love Bret and Jemaine...They have the best promo pix for Flight of the Conchords!

Maire said...

...and queue the banjo music!

Gally said...

I LOVE it ! ^^
\o/

Tina said...

FOTC FTW!!!

:D

<3-tina

The Cottage Cheese said...

HOT.

Anonymous said...

Flight of the Conchords..Love them!! their music is funny.

Westin Williamson said...

funny, but not "real"

Jamie McCarthy said...

Haha awesome!

esandis said...

Ah how I love Bret & Jemaine.

Van said...

Yay! The first celebrity sexy people!

David said...

Those Flight of the Conchords dudes are too cool by half..

House of Milk said...

definitely sexy people

Tony said...

Fantastic Belt!

Vin. said...

Flight of the Conchords!

Down Goes Brown said...

They could be part-time models.

Pseudonym said...

Heh. No doubt the Flight of the Conchords cooked up this very photo to spread publicity about themselves on this very site. Very clever, Sexy People...

Anonymous said...

Two of the sexiest men in show business

Anonymous said...

You guys are the best, I barely missed your show in Phoenix, please come back asap.

Traxis of Evil said...

Who likes to rock the party?

Traxis of Evil said...

Who likes to rock the party?

wordsprite said...

Jemaine is unbelievably hot. No two ways about it: HAWT.

Naes said...

The layer of the contrasting yet complimentary denim is a testament to their fashion genius.

Julie said...

This is flight of the conchords!!!!!!

Hubert Jnr said...

Triple Denim!

Brad Carter said...

Oh man, I would totally do both of these guys! It'd be just like the threesome on their show that they never had.

(HI SPESSA!)

Ill Logic said...

Hiphopopotamus & Rhymenoceros for the win!

Rosie said...

My two favourite internationally reputed, highly respected, world famous comedians. They truly are sexy people.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahha! I love them, if only they had submitted this pic.

Wrl said...

Who are these handsome gentlemen?

James said...

Flight of the Conchords! These guys are hilarious.

Oh, it's 'Jermaine', not 'Jemaine'.

Dallas said...

OMG I freaking love them! Is this a photoshop job or what?? They are hilarious.

DLittle said...

business time

La Yen said...

Flight of the Conchords, how I love thee...

Rachie said...

That. Is. AWESOME! Further proof that Flight of the Conchords are fawesome.

Anonymous said...

Haha, that's awesome! Not quite as good as the Australian submissions, but hey...

fear drinker said...

This is a whole new kind of sexy, and I'm likin' it. Grasping the denim - just so - like a Napoleonic Canadian (Canadionic Napoleon?) is a beautiful touch.

Anonymous said...

This has GOTTA be Flight of the Concord guys - love em! hubba hubba!

Erik said...

Not sexy when someone does it on purpose. Having said that, Love Flight of the Conchords.

J Dog said...

Nice, Flight of the Conchords in all their glory.

Rachel V. said...

I LOVE Flight of the Conchords!!!! Got my business socks on!!!

Jo said...

I think this one is fake. Those are the guys from "Flight of the Conchords" aren't they?

kristi said...

YES. I've been hoping you'd post this. I'm in love with these men.

Sarah said...

I. Love. Them.
So Much.
And now they are on Sexy People!!

Anonymous said...

i am disappointed by this post.

Anonymous said...

I love Tenacious D!

Jessi Baughman said...

Yes! Business Time comes to Sexy People.

elouise said...

yum.

Phil said...

Foux du fafa!

Julia said...

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA yessssssssssssssss

Joseph said...

That is Bret and Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flight_of_the_Conchords

Richard Sintchak said...

http://www.conchords.co.nz/

Anonymous said...

this so totally rocks you have NO idea....

shiidii said...

ahah, awesome. It would be great if they actually read this blog.

Mental Glass said...

That piano keyboard belt may be the coolest thing I've ever seen. It's definitely the coolest thing in this photo.

Melissa said...

They're always sexy people!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if they submitted this themselves... or got Murray to do it.

Meneely said...

This makes me so happy!

dandy said...

I was wondering when this photo would show up here. ;)

Sasquatch said...

I love these guys. Watch flight of the concords.

melodicinsomniac said...

Dude, these guys really are sexy. Bret, especially. Even sexier still is them knowing just how super sexy they'd be posing for a portrait like this.

Rawr.

Anonymous said...

There are no words for the awesomeness that is this picture.

These guys are fantastic.

Anonymous said...

what happened to the time-line rule??

Anonymous said...

WINNNNNNNNN!!!!!
They like to rock the party.

The all denim outfits are just priceless. As is Bret's piano key belt. Coz you know, he's a rock n roller.

carissa said...

You, for posting this: awesome.

Bret's got it goin' on.

NIKOL said...

I love them so.

Jennifer said...

i adore flight of the conchords. bret always looks cute no matter what, which ruins the potential of this parody ;)

Seb B said...

Hey ! Flight of the Conchords themselves !

shailan said...

haha this one is cool :D
flight of the conchords!

Owretchedman said...

HAHAHA!! YES! My name is Hip-hopopotamus, My rhymes are bottomless... uhh.. *cough*...

IMDG20 said...

Five types of denim, one type of sexy. Willing to do anything to get us to drool over them!

heater said...

LOVE flight of the conchords!! "business time." ha!

Emily said...

...I have that belt

Max and Maureen said...

I LOVE BRET AND JAMAINE!!!

Max and Maureen said...

I LOVE BRET AND JAMAINE!!!

Max and Maureen said...

I LOVE BRET AND JAMAINE!!!

sandyca1970 said...

they are my hero's.... hero's damn it! hero's!!! I <3 me some FOC !!

Kathryn said...

"Down Goes Brown said...

They could be part-time models."
But they'd probably have to keep their day jobs.

Anonymous said...

they're very sexy ;)

Anonymous said...

Sugar Lumps in Denim.
Smart & Funny is the perfect recipe for Sexy. Then mix in those accents and good god!

Anonymous said...

OH YES! Brett and Jemaine how well you represent our nation. I bet they'd be SO proud if they knew they were on here. I'm proud for them.

t said...

YEAH! awesome... legendary Kiwis!

Maren Layne said...

heck yes!

LunaticOnTheGrass said...

Funniest guys on the planet. Love their stage act. Love their TV show.

Anonymous said...

Bret you got it goin' O-OON!

Anonymous said...

FASHION
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-FASHION
F-F-FASHION
S-STYLE STYLE
THE LOOK LOOK LOOK

Petulia said...

I am obsessed with them! Thanks for posting it

BurningSensation said...

Interestingly, New Zealand is
the worlds largest importer of stonewash.

Zroob said...

that's a funny one!

MENSTRUE said...

belt!

boosh said...

it's business time! ..

Anonymous said...

F A K E !

Chelsea said...

They are the epitome of sexy!

Anonymous said...

i don't know what's funnier, the portrait, or the calvacade of captain obviouses who could not control themselves from posting OMG DID U KNOW THESE GUYS ARE FROM A SUPER FAMOUS TV SHOW THAT ANYONE WITH ENOUGH OF A SENSE OF HUMOR TO START A WEBSITE LIKE THIS WOULD PROBABLY KNOW OMG????!!!!1111

yeah.

Lisa said...

Commenter named James who claims that it's "Jermaine" - you're wrong. It's "Jemaine".

Also, A+ to the anonymous commenter who quoted "Fashion Is Danger", because it is certainly the most appropriate song for this situation.

Anna said...

You mean Sixy People! :)

This one's good too:
http://www.hypeful.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/fotc60s.jpg

vicki said...

Me thinks inbreeding and shared wardrobes ....... small town syndrome

Anonymous said...

sexy.

Moxie said...

Hmmmm, dorky, yes. Sexy, uh, yes.
Love these guys and don't care if it's a joke or not. ;)

natebuni said...

im from new zealand! fuck yeah!!

Rogue Scholar said...

Definitely sexy!!

Charlotte said...

oh bret and jemaine. they're so sexy. i saw them in concert last month. even sexier!

Sara said...

LOL That pic is fake! It's for their show! But Jemaine IS sexy!

lauraclairetaylor said...

YES!! YES!! YES!! bret and jemaine, definitely sexy. "who's the boom king?"

colm said...

Did they died?

Anonymous said...

bret has got it going on

Evan said...

Dude, they're so cool they have to wear jean jackets over their jean jackets.

Evan said...

Dude, they're so cool they have to wear jean jackets over their jean jackets.

The Homely Animal said...

Brett, you got it going on.

Anonymous said...

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Perspicacious Mens Club said...

Whoa! A truck full of denim blew up.

Lane said...

Well stainedsugar, I don't have a show on HBO, so does that mean this photo is not just a joke and is actually legit?

Jenna said...

i saw jermaine a few days ago on the street...this made my day all over again : ]

Veeera said...

I love flight of the conchords!!
have to get the 2nd season somehow.. :) (its difficult in germany^^)
anyone seen the HBO one night stand?..awesome :)

Anonymous said...

Eagle vs. Shark

Anonymous said...

O for Awesome!

Jay said...

too much denim.

Anonymous said...

Team building exercise '99!!!

Anonymous said...

Whats funny is I had to really think for a minute, loving the acid wash!!!!!!!