He looks like he was born to become The Invisible Man.
Alex went on to become a top ranked porn star...A definitive Sexy People!
"I'm the punky QB known as...Alex..."
Every kid in the Chicagoland area looked like this in 1985. Even the girls.
For Serious?!Love it! This boy is my hero!
excellent! obviously an homage to jim mcmahon.
Poor kid must've gotten beat up right before picture day.
I blame the parents.
I think we all dressed like that in chicago in '85 '86Jim McMahon FTW!
he was on the Bear shuffling crew and still got his butt kicked for being a geek. Poor Jim McMahon. lol
Photoshopped. His hair doesn't even match. That someone else's sweatband and tuft of hair. It just doesn't line up.
Dude, this kid is awesome! He looks like he should be the one pimping out Rebecca DeMornay in Risky Business! Or starting his own Nightranger cover band!
Poor blind kid in a neck brace like that, but at least he's still smiling.Warms my hardened heart.
This kid is my new best friend. Jim McMahon ftw!
Sunglasses, sweatband...turtleneck. Is it hot or cold Alex?
After repeated viewings of "Flashdance," Alex decided he looked FINE!
This kid is two steps away from dressing like the invisible man.
Poor guy--he sprained his neck AND his hair.
I bet this little pervert couldn't get enough of Olivia Newton John's 'Physical' video.
I'm reminded of the Invisible Man by this pic slightly. What with all the white around the face and the sunglasses, of course.
The punky QB! Awesome! Who in Chicago did not love Jim McMahon in 1985?
Tecmo Snuper Bowl
Fantastic! Love the shades and sweat band/turtleneck and sweatshirt combo. It says "I'm ready for anything babe." I'm sitting here in a bikini, mink stole, ugg boots and a snorkel, so I should know.
The glasses being crooked really bugs me...
The word that springs to mind? As simple as this. Rad.
this kids totally my hero. rockin the glasses and sweatband man.
Future douchebag, I'm sorry to say.
Wow, sweat-band and a drool-band...
can't tell what's tighter..the headband or that turtleneck..poor kid!
Getting ready to do his Richard Simmons workout tape...
this kid is WAY TOO AWESOME.
Alex is awesome!
I hope this is photoshopped, because if it isn't then that kid has one of the largest foreheads I have ever seen! Take a gander, imagine if he didn't have the headband on... that expanse is more like a "fivehead" maybe even the rarely seen or photographed "SIXHEAD"!
A future Van Halen? Alex, is that you?
it' s certainly the son of Judge Reinhold...
If Alex took off that turtleneck he wouldn't shvitz so badly as to need a sweatband.
"Future douchebag, I'm sorry to say."totally.i hate cubs fans and bears fans when i lived in chicago...and this kid smells of it already.
Why dear Jebus do parents do that to their kids! Is his neck broken?
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