Friday, June 12, 2009

Alex


1985
USA

40 comments:

Horatio said...

He looks like he was born to become The Invisible Man.

Bob Bobs said...

Alex went on to become a top ranked porn star...
A definitive Sexy People!

John the Revelator said...

"I'm the punky QB known as...Alex..."

dayna said...

Every kid in the Chicagoland area looked like this in 1985. Even the girls.

Sarah said...

For Serious?!
Love it! This boy is my hero!

John said...

excellent! obviously an homage to jim mcmahon.

Armpit Studios said...

Poor kid must've gotten beat up right before picture day.

Colleen said...

I blame the parents.

Vince said...

I think we all dressed like that in chicago in '85 '86

Jim McMahon FTW!

Anonymous said...

he was on the Bear shuffling crew and still got his butt kicked for being a geek. Poor Jim McMahon. lol

Anonymous said...

Photoshopped. His hair doesn't even match. That someone else's sweatband and tuft of hair. It just doesn't line up.

Anonymous said...

Dude, this kid is awesome! He looks like he should be the one pimping out Rebecca DeMornay in Risky Business! Or starting his own Nightranger cover band!

wordsprite said...

Poor blind kid in a neck brace like that, but at least he's still smiling.
Warms my hardened heart.

bfrederi said...

This kid is my new best friend. Jim McMahon ftw!

christine said...

Sunglasses, sweatband...turtleneck. Is it hot or cold Alex?

PrincessLuceval said...

After repeated viewings of "Flashdance," Alex decided he looked FINE!

Owretchedman said...

This kid is two steps away from dressing like the invisible man.

saan said...

wooww...

Suzanne said...

Poor guy--he sprained his neck AND his hair.

Deb said...

I bet this little pervert couldn't get enough of Olivia Newton John's 'Physical' video.

Anonymous said...

I'm reminded of the Invisible Man by this pic slightly. What with all the white around the face and the sunglasses, of course.

Anonymous said...

The punky QB! Awesome! Who in Chicago did not love Jim McMahon in 1985?

Blake Badker said...

Tecmo Snuper Bowl

Anonymous said...

Fantastic! Love the shades and sweat band/turtleneck and sweatshirt combo. It says "I'm ready for anything babe."

I'm sitting here in a bikini, mink stole, ugg boots and a snorkel, so I should know.

Anonymous said...

The glasses being crooked really bugs me...

Anonymous said...

The word that springs to mind? As simple as this. Rad.

flibbertygibbit said...

this kids totally my hero. rockin the glasses and sweatband man.

baleen said...

Future douchebag, I'm sorry to say.

stanis said...

Wow, sweat-band and a drool-band...

Anonymous said...

can't tell what's tighter..the headband or that turtleneck..poor kid!

Brenda said...

Getting ready to do his Richard Simmons workout tape...

jess said...

this kid is WAY TOO AWESOME.

Patrick said...

DA BEARS!

Anonymous said...

Alex is awesome!

Anonymous said...

I hope this is photoshopped, because if it isn't then that kid has one of the largest foreheads I have ever seen! Take a gander, imagine if he didn't have the headband on... that expanse is more like a "fivehead" maybe even the rarely seen or photographed "SIXHEAD"!

Anonymous said...

A future Van Halen? Alex, is that you?

rafa said...

it' s certainly the son of Judge Reinhold...

Eme Kah said...

If Alex took off that turtleneck he wouldn't shvitz so badly as to need a sweatband.

dre said...

"Future douchebag, I'm sorry to say."

totally.
i hate cubs fans and bears fans when i lived in chicago...and this kid smells of it already.

Anonymous said...

Why dear Jebus do parents do that to their kids! Is his neck broken?