For the love of God what inspired you to wear a naval cap? In what strange universe was that considered cool? And the Overalls! Please tell me you have now returned to the world men call real.
Vaguely reminiscent of the Texaco guys (in the 50's?) that used to check your tire pressure, top off your oil, and wash your windshield in addition to filling up your gas tank.
So much going on here it's insane. Would already be bad enough with the overalls and the bow tie, but the sailor hat just tops it. I also love the "Venetian blinds" background....slightly askew at that. It gives the whole thing a very "private eye" vibe.
he looks like the host of a some really crappy local cable access childrens show. HEY KIDS IT'S UNCLE SHANNON!! STRAIGHT FROM THE FARM ONTO THE BOAT AND DOING MAGIC JUST FOR YOU!!!!! (enter the chirping crickets as they realize nobody is there....poor shannon)
This one fills me with wonder! What's the motivation behind Shannon, the mystery man? Somebody please tell us! Did Shannon really think this was cool, or was it some sort of publicity stunt? Did he ever find coital bliss, or did he get beat up by a gang of third graders? Inquiring minds want to know....
Shannon was fired from his/her job on the Jungle Queen in Fort Lauderdale, after having hot monkey sex with the monkeys on the Jungle Island they docked at for the dinner show. He was found with his overalls around his ankles, forcing the monkey to wear his sailor hat, all while whipping himself with a riding crop while singing "I love the night life". He is currently "resting" at the SFS mental hospital in Hollywood.
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A bow tie.
A captain's cap.
Cuffed short sleeved shirt.
Blinds.
A girl's name.
Osh Kosh B'Gosh.
Poor Shannon never had a chance.
I'm speechless...
For the love of God what inspired you to wear a naval cap? In what strange universe was that considered cool? And the Overalls! Please tell me you have now returned to the world men call real.
all the nice girls love a sailor... waiter... um... plumber... thing.
Wowowow!
Stonewashed denim overalls? Check!
Bow Tie? Check!
Crazy Patch shit? Check!
Captain's Hat? Check!
Guy with unfortunate first name?
CHECK and MATE!
Where does one begin? The possibilities are endless! O.O
Needles to say, a virgin...
Ohhh nonononononononononono......
do you think he ever got laid?
a beautiful dadaist tragedy. avast! he doesn't even know it!
Is he a farmer, a waiter or a sailor? WTF
Vaguely reminiscent of the Texaco guys (in the 50's?) that used to check your tire pressure, top off your oil, and wash your windshield in addition to filling up your gas tank.
Shannon was kicked out of the Village People for being too feminine.
So much going on here it's insane. Would already be bad enough with the overalls and the bow tie, but the sailor hat just tops it. I also love the "Venetian blinds" background....slightly askew at that. It gives the whole thing a very "private eye" vibe.
WHAT THE HELL?!
This went beyond spit-take, this almost induced a Heimlich-maneuver-worthy choke!!
he looks like the host of a some really crappy local cable access childrens show. HEY KIDS IT'S UNCLE SHANNON!! STRAIGHT FROM THE FARM ONTO THE BOAT AND DOING MAGIC JUST FOR YOU!!!!! (enter the chirping crickets as they realize nobody is there....poor shannon)
This one fills me with wonder!
What's the motivation behind Shannon, the mystery man? Somebody please tell us! Did Shannon really think this was cool, or was it some sort of publicity stunt? Did he ever find coital bliss, or did he get beat up by a gang of third graders? Inquiring minds want to know....
I am guessing his favorite show was Square Pegs.
Who gave him that name? Did they think he was a girl? Well maybe they were wishing for one...
Here you can see the consequences!
Shannon was fired from his/her job on the Jungle Queen in Fort Lauderdale, after having hot monkey sex with the monkeys on the Jungle Island they docked at for the dinner show. He was found with his overalls around his ankles, forcing the monkey to wear his sailor hat, all while whipping himself with a riding crop while singing "I love the night life". He is currently "resting" at the SFS mental hospital in Hollywood.
I think Shannon should go out with Joshua: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hlrAC_92oBA/Sbf22e7Bl4I/AAAAAAAAB1I/1YIPk707Qb8/s1600-h/Joha9.jpg
They'd make a fetching couple, I think.
all aboard the douche canoe!
Shannon, thats the problem. He was confused from birth on what he was
Inside... he must be crying.
And on top of all that. Your name is Shannon.
looks like the captain from captain and tenille OR.. one of the village people..
Clearly a bottom in waiting.
Luigi stole Mario's clothes.
gold.
He looks like Daniel Tosh dressed up after a three-day drunk with Elton John!
Is that the Skipper of the SS Minnow on Gilligan's Island after losing about 100 lbs??? Too funny.
IS THAT TOSH FROM COMEDY CENTRALS TOSH 3.0???? I THINKS IT IS...
This totally proves that being gay is NOT a choice...
Haircut 100 and/or Dexy's Midnight Runners fan??
horrid back drop,yep
overalls,yep
bad hat,yep
gender,hard to identify...male?
fit to be on this website
WELL, HELLO SAILOR!!!!!
after shannon and his partner "made love" this morning he had to wipe his ass
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