Monday, May 18, 2009

Marcus


1996
USA
via tofutti break

36 comments:

Karmander said...

I love the cunning look in his eyes. He seems to be thinking "one day, I shall use this keyboard to destroy you all!"

Bob Bobs said...

NO, NO, NO, NO! It can't be!!
This is incredible, his tie isn't laying right, not to mention it's pink.

That's all I'm going to say about this one.

Danielle said...

That's my kind of man! Rawr!

Danielle said...

That's my kind of man! Rawr!

Nora said...

My initial response to these portraits tends to be the same, with variations in intonation: "Oh, my God."

This is no exception.

Anonymous said...

How could Marcus have known that that keyboard would someday be cheesier than an accordion?

Michelle Wood said...

It takes a strong, secure man to be photographed in a pink tie holding a keyboard. I bet he has a huge dick.

MaryAnn said...

Real men don't have floppy disks.

chick norris said...

YEEEEEEESSSSS!!!

Anonymous said...

"Nobody comes between me and my Commodore 64"

Rizzo Tees said...

Me loveee my Apple keyboard, NOM NOM NOM

Weekend Douche said...

The thing I love most about Marcus is that knowing look that says " women want me and men want to be me!!!!!!"

BlondeSoul said...

"I just can't get enough online porn!!"

oh yea....

SM said...

All I ever wanted, all I ever needed, is here in my arms...

mrs shortcake said...

He's only posing with the keyboard because his 1980s computer is the size of a small horse!

Bonnaventura said...

Reminds me of Al Yankovich: "Look at me, I'm white and nerdy!" :-)

PunkyPower said...

Now see, that should be marketed as a form of birth control. Have a photo taken of yourself hugging a keyboard and you guarantee you'll never get laid.

Brenda said...

Why the keyboard? WHY!?!

Siam said...

love his glasses
love is curly hair
love his tie
love his keyboard
love the look in his eyes

Hail to the Geek King Baby !

Anonymous said...

He's like "I have the key(board) to your heart, baby. Oh yeah!"

Anonymous said...

Marcus is a millionaire now, but still hasn't been laid.

Anonymous said...

And I bet everyone made fun of Bill Gates.

Anonymous said...

But I still love technology...always and forever.

80sRock said...

"My PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
(damn, sticky key!)

Eilsel said...

I wouldn't laugh. If he doesn't own 30 different companies, he controls their computer systems and has more power than the president. Don't make fun of dorks...for they will rule the world.

Anonymous said...

I think it's sweet that he's posing with the only love he will ever have.

Kelly said...

Oh God... I just want to lick him.


The sexiness is overwhelming.

Then again I drool over external hard drives on woot.com.

Tanya said...

I exclaimed "shut the f*ck up!" when I saw this. I just... hahaha.

Cat said...

"Why no, u no can has mai kibord! :-("

kingmonkey said...

Y'know, except for the keyboard, he looks like he could be a member of almost any modern scene band.

Anonymous said...

That is awesome. This is awesome.

Yefrae said...

The funny thing is the keyboard was a serious prop to this guy, aw primitive 80s technology <3

Courtney said...

Oh, how I wish I was that keyboard.

Austin said...

People laughed then but now he's loaded with money

Kroko said...

This is MY! keyboard, I shall stroke it if I want.

karroca said...

hahaha, with the keyboard! so cool...