Monday, May 4, 2009

Dancers





USA

40 comments:

Ashamed American said...

Sick. Can you please remove the 'USA' tag from this post? I really don't want to be associated with these photos.

Deb said...

*Jazz Hands*

I was not expecting the last picture...but having said that, grandma has smokin' hot legs.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Simply wow. Man. I LOVE America. I really really do. This stuff makes me proud to be alive!

Words have escaped me for these!

BITTER OLD BITCH said...

The kids are adorable.

But Grandma? Oh Grandma.....

...what will the bridge club think? :o

Emily, et. al. said...

I want to say something sassy about "grandma" but I'm too busy being aghast at the quality of her legs. I know she's wearing industrial dancer pantyhose, but still.

Suzanne said...

Well you obviously saved the best for last on that one.

...love Maegan said...

omg that grandma looks 40 years younger from her waist down. great legs.

christine said...

Of the 4 of them, Grandma has the best legs.

Cara Dawn Romero said...

In all fairness you should have warned me ahead of time about the fourth one...

Anonymous said...

I can't say a word, I have a photo of myself wearing jazz clothes for the big dance recital.

laabigna said...

hilarious

beigebanana said...

1975, 1985, 2001, 2041?

Tattered and Lost said...

I think they're great. Especially the last one. When I grow up I want to be an old woman! Yeah to the elderly who are old on the outside but young and full of wisdom and fun on the inside!!

Anonymous said...

Dang! Gamma's got some great gams!

Smackie The Frog said...

For the second one.

I gotta sing! I gotta dance! I gotta stop getting my ass kicked!!

Anonymous said...

That first girl's feet... They are so very misshapen.

Kristie Roda said...

ha ha haa, the granny is the best! and she has wonderful legs! I'm jealous of her!

Anonymous said...

I bet Grandma's hat is hiding a substantial fupa.


(Fupa=Fat Upper Pu**y Area)

Anonymous said...

Fosse, Fosse, Fosse- "jazz" hands

Michelle Wood said...

The family that gyrates together stays together.

Anonymous said...

They sure don't look like dancers.

SM said...

last time they danced, I saw dead people on the floor...

PunkyPower said...

Well it's clear from the poses that they are all natural dancers.

I think that really is my grandma. Maybe that's how she broke her leg instead of in Hawaii like she claimed.

vicki said...

Jazz hands in action & you saved the best till last with grandma

Anonymous said...

Is that a dude in the blue dress? I'm baffled

Juliet said...

Madonna and her sinewy limbs ain't got nothing on gran here. Jazz hands to you ma'am!

wavingpalms said...

I THINK THAT'S MY ACTUAL GRANDMOTHER.

I'm not kidding.

Just curious, and dying to know who sent it in. And if they mentioned anything about Norma Jean S.

Renzo said...

@ wavingpalms

yes, she probably is, at least her name is Norma Jean

Big Al said...

And I thought it was only transgender people who made me queasy; now I find another group of people who make me gag!

Anonymous said...

Look at the gams on that granny!

Lisa said...

i do believe that the 2nd and 3rd photos are part of a progression of sorts. 2nd=pre-op, 3rd=post-op. kevin always dreamed of becoming a tammy....

Yet said...

...these pics will hunt the dreams of every single person in this post...geez!

Kasey Ruadh said...

I agree with Deb! The first thing I noticed was granny's legs. I want more dancers!!!!

Tabatha said...

Wow grammas legs are hot.

Anonymous said...

Granny's Wearin' Tights You Dumb Pieces Of Shit!!!


























I'd still hit it.

Anonymous said...

Love, love, love the grandma. Her body is smoking.

Anonymous said...

i wish that was my grandma

Kurt said...

Wow, that granny in the last photo has got it going on! She looks 105 years old in the face, but the lower half is nice. Maybe I should try to pick up an old sea hag at a bar next weekend - perhaps I will find one hiding hot legs?

Anonymous said...

Grandma has good legs!

rott said...

MY EYES!!!