craig's a nice boy, but he seems to be overcompensating for something.
This is the kind of Dungeons and Dragons nerd that thought listening to heavy metal would somehow make him more intimidating.
Craig is a serial killer.
Wow, that.. actually really scared me...
Jaw dropping - really....
When Craigs cool older brother was sleeping, Craig took his super-cool jacket and Alice Cooper shirt in an attempt to be cool enough to get his picture taken in front of a fluorescent paint splatter backdrop.
you don't want to mess with this bad ass muthafucka craig.
no no no no no a thousand times no. what is WRONG with the parent(s) of this kid? he didn't do this on his own.. someone had to help him pick out an outfit, drive him to the photo studio and pay for the pictures.
Craig always wanted to be a headbanger, and someday his dream may come true...
I think I dated that guy.
I think my favorite part of this photo is the cracked plaster on the wall.
OMGThis is the sexiest person I've seen on this blogNice work guys. Pure class<3<3<3
a true blue american hero.even though at high school he was an obvious zero.true blue. i like the pin that matches his shirt. strategic placement.
With all that flair, I can picture him working at Chotchkie's, asking if I want an order of extreme fajita poppers.
Oh my Hell!
Oh dear God!
F*** yeah! I love the pastel paint splotches in the background. They have passed the level of badass and gone into another dimension!
haha nice background xD
YAIKS! amazing. Im in love with craig
he looks like the nerd from av club who thought he was uber cool for getting to help the teacher run the reel-to-reel projector. dork!
check out the pin in the upper left. Bad Company?! somehow that doesn't fit with the rest of the headbanging-ness.
I'm lovin' me some Craigster.That and the horribly-damaged parts of the backdrop.
He just looks so incredibly happy! He knows he's got the bitchin'est jacket in the world. He knows, you can see it in his eyes.
I bet you they kicked his ass when he showed up at the Slayer concert.
Isn't this the one dude from the Fear of Girls films?
We MUST have Craig VS "Batfan" in a triple cage match of death with Nolan as the ref! Just think of the money we could make by selling it on Pay Per View!
Those glasses, that smile, that look... Pure Sexy People, a truee classic.
Craig's musical psychology is such: He's been a loyal Kiss Army member since day one, but his clear favorite is Alic Cooper and his shock rock ways that satisfy Craig's lust to intimidate like the football team.Bad Company are newcomers and Craig drawered that button promptly next fall when he reinvented himself as half-postpunk. There were no survivors...
that was a plain, blank white wall before craig got there. when he enters a room...it just breaks out in sprays of color...and sometimes cracks the plaster. but that's just how craig is...a lovely spray of color cracking plaster!
Craig always thought that there is no God, and he was right!
Oh, yes! Yes, yes, yes!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!I like the juxtaposition of the metal paraphernalia against the prechoolesque backdrop. Gene Simmons would be proud. RAWK!!!
it's craig from malcolm in the middle!
Does anyone else find it weird that he looks just like the Craig character on "Malcolm in the Middle"?
excellent juxtaposition of the rebellious heavy metal clothing with the all american wonderbread grin:-D
Hey don't laugh!!! That the craig of craig's list
YOU KNOW HE HAD TO SNEEK THOSE CLOTHES ON THE BUS, NO WAY HIS MORMAN PARENTS WOULD LET THIM LEAVE THE HOUSE LIKE THAT...HE STARTED SMOKING A LOT OF POT AND CHANGED HIS NAME TO JON POPPER
The glasses throw his whole look off, along with the crayoned backdrop...(yeah, I know it's not a word)
Reminds me of Craig from Malcolm in the Middle.
Does anybody know who he is???
Grrrrrrrr... heavy metal makes me angry... i just killed your cat!
Is this Craig as in...a young Craig from Malcolm in The Middle?
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