Saturday, April 11, 2009

Fritz


1988
Usa
courtesy of superbomba

27 comments:

Mujer imperfecta said...

AGGGGGG!!

Listie said...

I can't tell if those glasses are prescription or just to make him gangsta.

Pittorgan said...

I'm sorry Fritz, but the rose colored glasses do not detract from the significant esotropia. Good try though.

Anonymous said...

Ooooooooooh

Dr. Monkey said...

The proper abbreviation of United States of America is not Usa, instead it's USA. It took me quite awhile to figure out what Usa was, I thought it was a person.

Anonymous said...

I realize there is a lot going on in this picture, so let us not ignore the fantastic moustache.

kristi said...

Well, it could always be the village of Usa - which you'll find in Tanzania, located in East Africa. I spent some time there back in 2002. So, possibly all those pictures are from Usa? Hmmm...

John said...

i want to reach into the picture and adjust his glasses so we can see his other (magnified 100X) eye.

Anonymous said...

those eyes are mighty fucked up.

Anonymous said...

Rick Schroder's twin!

Anonymous said...

Fritz is the shitz!

Anonymous said...

"Hey, all those sexy ladies out there, I'd wink at you if I could see you through these coke bottles."

I'm still da bomb! Or at least mummy says so.

King of Farmers said...

cross eyed and painful.

Brenda said...

Aw, I feel bad for him! :-(

Anonymous said...

it's pictures like these that make me want to slap his parents across the face. poor guy never had a chance when his parents let him leave the house like that. wtf were they thinking? "ohhhh, yeah, honey, you look GREAT!" liars.

Auntie Mame said...

Well hell-o, Fritz.
Ahem, over here. Fritz? I'm over here! oh.

flowerjewel77 said...

Hey, he looks like he could have been in some German electronic band from the 70s...those guys ALL looked geeky back then but then again they had the mad skills and made the mad money, yo...and you know what THAT translates to :D

Anonymous said...

God I would fuck Fritz, and I am not kidding.

Anonymous said...

Ayyyyyeee Woody get me another beer would ya, I've got a mouth like a nun's cooch.

Hannah said...

O_o?

Robin said...

AHAHAHAHAHHAAA! The glasses are FALLING OFF HIS FACE they are so big!

Robin said...

AHAHAHAHAHHAAA! The glasses are FALLING OFF HIS FACE they are so big!

Robin said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH! His glasses are FALLING OFF HIS FACE they are so big!

Anonymous said...

cross eyed O_O

Anonymous said...

Little did his parents know that young Fritz would grow up to be a doctor... IN DARK CITY!

Earl said...

My God! It' Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys

rott said...

related to Heino?