Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Wayne and Jeffery


1970
Usa
cheers J!

48 comments:

BlondeSoul said...

What he hell?? Is the photographer standing there with a knife?
"Smile you little bastards! This is going to be the last time I tell you!"

harvey k-tel said...

My god! Is this from a screen-test for 'Village Of The Damned'?!?

Anonymous said...

Awesome- a new classic. I want a picture of what they're looking at.

Anonymous said...

OMG, they look scared to death!!

or they belong to Children of the damned.

jeff said...

fucking beautiful!

Laurent said...

Don't they look nice?

jasongentryjones© said...

That photographer must have scared y'all to death!

marionpauline said...

they look terrified! i'm sort of digging that blue sweater though...

corticoWhat said...

Wayne: "I'm sorry I threw up in your waiting room Mr. Photographer."

Jeffrey: "Yes, he's really sorry. Is that a real knife?"

DarkSock said...

Lemurs...?

Chum said...

"Now shut your fucking mouths and smile for Daddy!"

Patches said...

Why would they look so dang terrified? If this was one of those "pick the pose" out of a set, what did they not go with?

Chadou Yama said...

brilliant !
the photographer had to be a werewolf who started his transphormation in front of boys :)

nurse fiction said...

The left one looks just like Oksar Mazerath in Schlönodorff's "The Thin Drum"!
Amazing )

Anonymous said...

Now what was the threat right there? Must have been pretty frightening. I bet it was an angry parrot!

Neal Snow said...

They got that "deer in headlights" look nailed down.

angielo said...

Awww! they're adorable!!!

Anonymous said...

the younger kid actually made me laugh out loud..that is bizarre .

Nora said...

Someone tell them that cameras don't really steal your soul!

Pittorgan said...

We see dead people.

Anonymous said...

wayne = #1 middle name for future serial killers.

freckle said...

... the blonde is like the children of the corn.

no wonder the brother doesn't smile.

Jess said...

Shit, these kids are fucking creepy.
I might have to sleep with the lights on tonight.

Anonymous said...

very french-riviera in the 60's, quite stylish

sofie said...

will they smash reginald from his "best portrait ever"-throne? YES!

Anonymous said...

I think Wayne has a finger up Jeffrey's bum.

Anonymous said...

they're french, that's why they look like that. they subsist on nothing but coffee, cigarettes, and making fun of Americans.

Anonymous said...

The photographer is dressed like a clown and his pet monkey is throwing himself against the bars of his cage, screeching to be let out - thus scaring the shit out of Hitler's new youth....

baleen said...

They are witness to some life altering exhibition going on behind the camera and let me tell you, it is not life altering in a good way.
"The Horror!"

CassandJayde said...

There is no clown under your bed ... I PROMISE!!!!

Anonymous said...

Beware the stare of Mary Shaw, she had no children only dolls......

The Northern Miles said...

You kids better goddamned smile RIGHT NOW!!! So help me, I'll smack your heads until you FACES FALLOFF!!!!!

Vicki said...

Wayne and Jeffery are from the Village of the Dammed... scary kids

Anonymous said...

I have come back to this picture every day since it was posted and I crack up each time I look at it...it's the best!

Ta Mère said...

I think that the pic is taken by Emile Louis.

Pach0 said...

"ohh my god is that a penis"

Ta Mère said...

I got another one :

"Kids : the "click" you heard was the one of the antipersonnal mine you activated by sitting on the chair"

@lliphx said...

Wayne - "Say hello to the nice people, Jeffery."

Cupcake Lightning said...

they are so cute and scared!!! hahahha. i wonder what they were thinking at the time.

Rebecca Pettigrew said...

I think the parents needed to find a new photographer, seriously...

Anonymous said...

wow! i would NOT have paid for this picture if i were the parents. ob the other hand. THIS PICTURE IS AWESOME!!!

Anonymous said...

Are their parents humping in the background?

Anonymous said...

From the looks of Dad in the family portrait, I'd say he's standing beside the photographer holding a belt.

Anonymous said...

I think the photographer is holding up their parents severed heads.

rAm said...

lol

Yatgirl said...

why does Wayne look like Lassiter from Psych?

Anonymous said...

...I'm not sure if I want to adopt them right NOW or wait until they're older and MARRY them.

Why is their fear so adorable?

karroca said...

poor kids!