OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!! Now we know! Those parents... are there pictures of them younger? The kids look SO MUCH worse as they grew old! I hope they´re ok now... i sincerly hope! ( well probably they don´t... glup! )
There are no words to adequately describe the mixture of joy, and horror I am feeling upon viewing these. I am utterly astounded. The hair, the bone structures, the gummy teeth. The horror...
that hair on mom is embarrassing. and i thought i used way too much hairspray...
Well now we at least know why they appeared so scared in those other photos. Mom's hair and Dad's scary mask were standing behind the photographer.
Wow. Mom has quite the head of hair. Never saw a beehive that ended with a flat-top.
Aaaaah... Wayne and jeffery, my favorite ones...
Jolie brushing =)
mom's hair! Here's what was scaring them to death! The mystery is revealed.
Holy Hell. The father is proof that aliens have landed on this planet and are indeed mating with our women.
Awww... It's just like Johnny with the attractiveness curve...
First of all, I love the mother's hair. Secondly, by 76, they were cute kids.I want to see a picture now!
I wonder how much Aquanet Mom's hairdo required.
I really want to see a picture of them now.
Holy hell! The mom's hair is TERRIFYING!!!!!!!
OMG, OMG, OMG they are a scary family..... But mummy’s hair where did she have this styled in a coffin to maintain that boxed shape ....... that whole family are spooky...
Whoa...That momma has nothing, NOTHING I say, on anyone's 80's hair...
Does the older child have no eyelids!?!?
I love mom's hair! I wish I could recreate it!
i'd like to see present day bros
Mom's hair puts Marge Simpson's to shame.
So, Dracula's (aka Wayne) mother is the Bride of Frankenstein? That's not Frankenstein in the photo though. He looks more like Lurch from The Addams Family.
Take away the glasses and tamp down that hair, and mom is very pretty indeed.
i am SO relieved to know they learned how to smile...
with parents considered, these kids actually look more normal than could be expected.
The family portrait is a masterpiece that should be hanging in the Tate Gallery...or perhaps the nearest science museum. I can't wrap my head around that hairdo. It defies the laws of physics!
As the Jeffery of "wayne and jeffery", i must say that we didn't turn out so bad...time was good to us in the end. Mom actually used to wrap that hair in a bag before going to bed so it wouldn't get damaged. Good times. :)
OMG - now we know! Mystery solved! Wayne and Jeffery finally got old enough to realize that the thing on mom's head was hair and not a sibling.
Holy cow! The mothers hair...how did she do that?!
Well that explains it.
I'm not entirely convinced the younger one is not a puppet.
Jeffrey your mom's hair is rad. Look at the height, the shape- teasing brilliance.
What I find interesting is the fact that the boys always have the Exact same expression. It's almost as though they're telepathicly linked...
i understand now. jesus christ. what a family.
Wayne and Jeffrey, still creepy after all these years...
I think Wayne and Jeffrey are quite cute and I'm glad they finally got the portrait smile down. Mom's hair is a sight to behold, though.
OMG we have a Winner!!!
I really thought Horatio & Ruben were gonna RULE this site for a long time... but they've already been dethroned by the awesomeness of this family. I have truly never seen anything like them. There must be a story behind this -- who are they? Where are they now? Was the father a murderous doctor from Connecticut?It just blows my mind.
Can anyone take their eyes off the mom's hair? It's so freaking creepy.But at least the boys learned to smile...looking even more weird.
You know Mom kept snacks up in her "doo" to keep the kids from fidgeting during the family photo.
they look so cute! :)
Awww. I think they got much cuter as they got older. But Mom was not doing those boys any favors with those hairdos. Of course, my brother had the bowl cut until he progressed to a flat-top in jr. high. The late 70's/early 80's were not good times for boys' hairdos either.
Mommy hides her handbag in her hair for the shoot
I love this family photo. I adore mother's hairstyle. She is awoman full of fantasy. And the father is shy. He seems to be a kind man. It is a beautiful family portrait :)
OMFG how can i get my hair to be a rectangle just like this hot mom??!! but seriously, how do you get your hair to be rectangular like that? im baffled.
Wow, I can't believe in all these posts nobody said "Marge Simpson"...
I cant believe that no one said the mom's hair is the reason for the hole in the OZONE!! (hairspray....bueller....anyone?)
nightmares. thanks! now i will have nightmares!
How did she get her hair to do that????????
It's like Uncle Fester, just as a kid. What's up with the permanently terrified look on the blonde kid's face, and what's what up with the "I'm an undead" rings around the eyes on the other?*Runs and hides*
how did he get his eyes to do that?
Now we know where the Kid n Play hairdoo came from!!!! SWEET!!!!
what's up with that kid's eyes?? O mi goodness ...
when i saw mom's hair i had the same look on my face as the boy on the right...
At least the kids look happier as they got older.
The first photograph makes me want to write a book and use that as the cover.
realy realy goood :D:D
I don't what is more likely to give me nightmares. The mom's hair or the older son's penetrating stare.
Scaaaaaary!!! Mom's hair looks like a hornet's nest. WTF happened to dad's head????
Love the mom's hair! That's not easy...In the second photo,those eyes those teeth...it's Sponge Bob.
you must be fucking joking... what's wrong with her hair??!!
SO GOOD. and jeffery is FOXY AS HELL now. oh, sweet irony. i love it.
wow, we sure could have used some hair tips from her in the 80's. how did she get that hair so high???
Frankenstein and She-Frankenstein! With the hair and all! Hard to believe this was not on purpose.
Does anyone else think the hand placement is a bit suspicious in that last photo?
Now we know where the inspiration for Marge Simpson's hair come from...
The one with the staring eyes looks like Count Dracula
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