Monday, March 16, 2009

Wayne and Jeffery: Evolution




1968 to 1976
Usa
thanks, Jeffery

74 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!! Now we know! Those parents... are there pictures of them younger? The kids look SO MUCH worse as they grew old! I hope they´re ok now... i sincerly hope! ( well probably they don´t... glup! )

Chum said...

There are no words to adequately describe the mixture of joy, and horror I am feeling upon viewing these. I am utterly astounded. The hair, the bone structures, the gummy teeth. The horror...

Anonymous said...

that hair on mom is embarrassing. and i thought i used way too much hairspray...

MaryAnn said...

Well now we at least know why they appeared so scared in those other photos. Mom's hair and Dad's scary mask were standing behind the photographer.

Neal Snow said...

Wow. Mom has quite the head of hair. Never saw a beehive that ended with a flat-top.

Ta Mère said...

Aaaaah... Wayne and jeffery, my favorite ones...

Anonymous said...

Jolie brushing =)

moab said...

mom's hair! Here's what was scaring them to death! The mystery is revealed.

Brian said...

Holy Hell. The father is proof that aliens have landed on this planet and are indeed mating with our women.

stanis said...

Awww... It's just like Johnny with the attractiveness curve...

Bella Bliss said...

First of all, I love the mother's hair. Secondly, by 76, they were cute kids.

I want to see a picture now!

Emily said...

I wonder how much Aquanet Mom's hairdo required.

delizcious said...

I really want to see a picture of them now.

Martha said...

Holy hell! The mom's hair is TERRIFYING!!!!!!!

Vicki said...

OMG, OMG, OMG they are a scary family..... But mummy’s hair where did she have this styled in a coffin to maintain that boxed shape ....... that whole family are spooky...

BlondeSoul said...

Whoa...That momma has nothing, NOTHING I say, on anyone's 80's hair...

Riles said...

Does the older child have no eyelids!?!?

Burgess said...

I love mom's hair! I wish I could recreate it!

Anonymous said...

i'd like to see present day bros

Colleen said...

Mom's hair puts Marge Simpson's to shame.

PunkyPower said...

So, Dracula's (aka Wayne) mother is the Bride of Frankenstein? That's not Frankenstein in the photo though. He looks more like Lurch from The Addams Family.

Anonymous said...

Take away the glasses and tamp down that hair, and mom is very pretty indeed.

stace said...

i am SO relieved to know they learned how to smile...

Anonymous said...

with parents considered, these kids actually look more normal than could be expected.

Deb said...

The family portrait is a masterpiece that should be hanging in the Tate Gallery...or perhaps the nearest science museum. I can't wrap my head around that hairdo. It defies the laws of physics!

jeffery d. said...

As the Jeffery of "wayne and jeffery", i must say that we didn't turn out so bad...time was good to us in the end. Mom actually used to wrap that hair in a bag before going to bed so it wouldn't get damaged. Good times. :)

Cara Dawn Romero said...

OMG - now we know! Mystery solved! Wayne and Jeffery finally got old enough to realize that the thing on mom's head was hair and not a sibling.

Brenda said...

Holy cow! The mothers hair...how did she do that?!

Anonymous said...

Well that explains it.

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Brian said...

I'm not entirely convinced the younger one is not a puppet.

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Rosebud said...

Jeffrey your mom's hair is rad. Look at the height, the shape- teasing brilliance.

Sarah said...

What I find interesting is the fact that the boys always have the Exact same expression. It's almost as though they're telepathicly linked...

Anonymous said...

i understand now. jesus christ. what a family.

Jess said...

Wayne and Jeffrey, still creepy after all these years...

beigebanana said...

Mars Attacks!

Anonymous said...

I think Wayne and Jeffrey are quite cute and I'm glad they finally got the portrait smile down. Mom's hair is a sight to behold, though.

Pratas said...

OMG we have a Winner!!!

Kate said...

I really thought Horatio & Ruben were gonna RULE this site for a long time... but they've already been dethroned by the awesomeness of this family. I have truly never seen anything like them. There must be a story behind this -- who are they? Where are they now? Was the father a murderous doctor from Connecticut?

It just blows my mind.

Anonymous said...

Can anyone take their eyes off the mom's hair? It's so freaking creepy.
But at least the boys learned to smile...looking even more weird.

Ck said...

You know Mom kept snacks up in her "doo" to keep the kids from fidgeting during the family photo.

Permaisuri said...

they look so cute! :)

red.hot.mamma! said...

Awww. I think they got much cuter as they got older. But Mom was not doing those boys any favors with those hairdos. Of course, my brother had the bowl cut until he progressed to a flat-top in jr. high. The late 70's/early 80's were not good times for boys' hairdos either.

SM said...

Mommy hides her handbag in her hair for the shoot

Chadou Yama said...

I love this family photo. I adore mother's hairstyle. She is a
woman full of fantasy. And the father is shy. He seems to be a kind man. It is a beautiful family portrait :)

Echidna said...

Young Nosferatu.

alyssa said...

OMFG how can i get my hair to be a rectangle just like this hot mom??!! but seriously, how do you get your hair to be rectangular like that? im baffled.

Elizabeth said...

Wow, I can't believe in all these posts nobody said "Marge Simpson"...

Anonymous said...

I cant believe that no one said the mom's hair is the reason for the hole in the OZONE!!
(hairspray....bueller....anyone?)

fred davis said...

HILF!

Anonymous said...

nightmares. thanks! now i will have nightmares!

The Eger Family said...

How did she get her hair to do that????????

James said...

It's like Uncle Fester, just as a kid. What's up with the permanently terrified look on the blonde kid's face, and what's what up with the "I'm an undead" rings around the eyes on the other?

*Runs and hides*

Anonymous said...

how did he get his eyes to do that?

Anonymous said...

Now we know where the Kid n Play hairdoo came from!!!! SWEET!!!!

Sandi said...

what's up with that kid's eyes?? O mi goodness ...

Zuba said...

whoa!

Anonymous said...

when i saw mom's hair i had the same look on my face as the boy on the right...

edc said...

http://i39.tinypic.com/5v64p4.jpg

essjayeff said...

At least the kids look happier as they got older.

Gunter Heidrich said...

The first photograph makes me want to write a book and use that as the cover.

MaryBlue said...

realy realy goood :D:D

Anonymous said...

I don't what is more likely to give me nightmares. The mom's hair or the older son's penetrating stare.

Anna Banana said...

Scaaaaaary!!! Mom's hair looks like a hornet's nest. WTF happened to dad's head????

Anonymous said...

Love the mom's hair! That's not easy...
In the second photo,those eyes those teeth...it's Sponge Bob.

Anonymous said...

you must be fucking joking... what's wrong with her hair??!!

Anonymous said...

SO GOOD.

and jeffery is FOXY AS HELL now. oh, sweet irony. i love it.

Anonymous said...

wow, we sure could have used some hair tips from her in the 80's. how did she get that hair so high???

rAm said...

Frankenstein and She-Frankenstein! With the hair and all! Hard to believe this was not on purpose.

Sig. said...

Does anyone else think the hand placement is a bit suspicious in that last photo?

AtomikBomb said...

Now we know where the inspiration for Marge Simpson's hair come from...

Anonymous said...

The one with the staring eyes looks like Count Dracula

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