A renaissance man: the disk demonstrates his commitment to learning; the sweater, to art; and the tie, to athletics. Bravo, Bernard, you are the reason that life is worth living.
I've never seen anyone so pleased with a floppy disk in my life. Maybe he's holding the first ever floppy disk -'THIS IS THE FUTURE GUYS YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT'
He's just the early '90s version of today's hardcore World of Warcraft gamer geek. "GamerGeek 1.0 (beta)" if you will.
Either that, or that's a kid who is blissfully unaware of how geeky he really looks (after all, his mommy tells him he's handsome), and he's totally at the mercy of some mean-spirited photographers. "Hey Jimmy, get a load of this dweeb. I bet we can make him look even more like a tool...I know! Hey Kid! Here, hold on to this computer disc while we take a picture. Now smile! Perfect!"
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Thanks for letting Bernard borrow your sweater Bill Cosby!
I don't even wanna KNOW what kind of JPGs are on that floppy.
Ughh :)
me and my floppy are BEEEST FRIENDS
Damn. This pimp must be getting laid every night of the week by a different woman!
Behold the King 'O' Studs.
I bet his disk is floppy.
AHAHAHAAHHAAHA
What magical things are hidden inside that floppy, Bernard!? I MUST KNOW, BERNARD!! (Pulling on Bernard's sports themed tie)
Bernard "I have spent the night figuring the formula of happiness and it's all right here my friend"
Photographer "right you do Bernard, could you sit still???"
A renaissance man: the disk demonstrates his commitment to learning; the sweater, to art; and the tie, to athletics. Bravo, Bernard, you are the reason that life is worth living.
Guess where I found this . . .
That is the sexiest thing I've seen all day!!
Where?
What a stud muffin ... and what is on the disc ...
Wow. This rivals the dude with the cat.
I bet Bernard is a computer bazillionaire now, though. That or he lives in his mom's basement.
Evidence that men bald from the face upward. Note the thinning 'stache, which matches the thinning pate.
Bernard is so excited because he no longer has to store his porn on 8 inch floppy drives.
My wife took one look at him and said 'It's my 4th grade science teacher.'
Guess what I'm doing tonite? Date with a hot babe? Nope. Watch Monday Night Football and have a few brews with my buds? Nope.
Give up?
I'm installing DOS 1.0 tonite my man. Come to papa, baby!
I've never seen anyone so pleased with a floppy disk in my life. Maybe he's holding the first ever floppy disk -'THIS IS THE FUTURE GUYS YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT'
it's george costanza!
"hello I'm Bernard. Here is my face, and here is my brain."
Look what I found! It has a store of future lottery numbers!
This picture would be oh so funny if it weren't so friggin' sad.
Floppy disks: the way of the future!
Is a jpg even going to fit on that floppy?
George Costanza invented the floppy disk during 'The Abstinence'.
Bernard: International Spokesman for the Outdated.
I bet that guy is everything but Floppy in this photo
Remember kids, don't copy that floppy! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xfqkdh5Js4
check the tie! he had to wear it becuz the thrift store he got it from didnt have any one's with floppy disks on them. aha haa
In 10 more years when he’s really got a floppy, he’ll be bummed about this picture.
Bill Gates (pre Apple wars) with the blue print to the secrets of Vista on his delightful 1.44mb beast of a hard drive.
waering that tie is probly the closest he ever got to playing a sport, smh
. . . His name would be Bernard.
I used to have the same sweater. I am 100% not kidding.
It looked better on me.
thizz iz grate! techn0l0gy baibee!
aww that's just so cute and cuddly-wuddly. he brought his gf the floppy disc with him...
Oh my gosh. I hope that man invented the disc. Too funny.
Bernie's my new hero!
Today, this guy is either an Internet billionaire, or night manager at his local Dairy Queen.
"... and all the other guys are sportin' 8 inches or 5 1/4, but papa's got got 3 1/2 right here, baybee!"
a floppy. i has one.
flippin floppy flip! I love this!
such a great idea for a portrait...ha!
what is that newfangled plastic thing??
He's just the early '90s version of today's hardcore World of Warcraft gamer geek. "GamerGeek 1.0 (beta)" if you will.
Either that, or that's a kid who is blissfully unaware of how geeky he really looks (after all, his mommy tells him he's handsome), and he's totally at the mercy of some mean-spirited photographers. "Hey Jimmy, get a load of this dweeb. I bet we can make him look even more like a tool...I know! Hey Kid! Here, hold on to this computer disc while we take a picture. Now smile! Perfect!"
i bet this guy works on IBM
Currently the major shareholder of Google and married to TWO supermodels. I hate you.
How, oh how could I possibly narrow all the potential comments down to just one?
I'd like to see this image paired with that dude and his keyboard
I keep all of my friends in here, you want to see one?
Hello. And Bye.
bitchez love floppies
Wave of the future!
Do you have the same with USB key or card memory?
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