Thank you for your service to your country. I regret to inform you that we have run out of purple hearts, here is an invisible jungle gym instead. Godspeed, little Tommy, godspeed.
I was undergoing awful treatment with Accutane at that time, and I remember demanding that the photos not be retouched to remove the scars. I sent Renzo another one that shows how bad the acne really was up close. The pleated shorts, G-Shock watch, tucked in shirt and retarded pose I have no explanation for, except that's what I actually used to wear. [facepalm] Too bad you can't see the Topsiders I'm sure were on my feet...
no words can describe the energy of this pic. nothing i do in life can make me feel as lame as this kid. whenever i feel defeated, down and out and just plain hopeless i will look at this pic and thank the heavens i am not you.
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Arguably, one of the best pic ever submitted, thanks tom.
interesting mr. renzo..
pimples can't stop him!
Super-Amputee?
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(From Argentina)
Tom, being the "head" cheerleader of the team, jumped for joy when he learned Ben would be taking him to the prom...
Wow, Tom. Just wow!!!
Wow. The term 'Double Amputee' comes to mind.
There are no words.
Perfection.
Are those pleated shorts? Nice..
I know he has no legs from the knees down, but they shouldn't make him hang on those invisible bars like that.
This is the best thing in the entire world. I think it's safe to say 1990 was a good year for Tom
I'm super! Thanks for asking!
is this what you find at the end of the tunnel of light?
"You made it to heaven son! Congratulations!"
Look, Mom! No legs!
Happy for you Tom, I knew you could do it.
"I love what you do for me, TOYOTA!"
...what.
who wears short shorts? tom wears short shorts!
"I'm a winner!"
INVISIBLE MONKY BAR
It's the dude from the Wiggles!
Somewhere, Olan Mills is going absolutely fucking batshit that he didn't come up with this idea.
Thank you for your service to your country. I regret to inform you that we have run out of purple hearts, here is an invisible jungle gym instead.
Godspeed, little Tommy, godspeed.
No.
"This is the best thing in the entire world. I think it's safe to say 1990 was a good year for Tom"
Hahahah.
My thoughts exactly. Nothing better than this. It's all downhill from here, folks.
Instead of taking a closer look at his acne, everybody is searching for the invisible handle bar. That's what I call clever!
Gimme a Y!!!
yeahhhhhhh
Sweet Jesus, that was great.
All he's missing is some knee socks and one of those little German hats with the feather in it.
why is he so happy? give me some tips, tom!
Unfortunately for Tom, Cirque du Soleil wasn't ready for his act - and tossed his photo and application out the window.
O - M - G!!!!
I was undergoing awful treatment with Accutane at that time, and I remember demanding that the photos not be retouched to remove the scars. I sent Renzo another one that shows how bad the acne really was up close. The pleated shorts, G-Shock watch, tucked in shirt and retarded pose I have no explanation for, except that's what I actually used to wear. [facepalm] Too bad you can't see the Topsiders I'm sure were on my feet...
in this exact moment i'm wearing topsiders
and i think i'll be sporting this outfit as soon as it gets a bit warmer, it's great, no jokes
Why its Joachim Phoenix just before he went completely nuts and went on Letterman.
i think we have a new front runner for 2009. Obviously. I hope you favorited this Renzo!
Tom's happiest day was when he was finally accepted into the Cheer Squad.
goooOOOOOO TOM!
This is how I feel every morning!
"the sky is the limit!"
landmine may have taken his legs, but not his positive outlook on life.
"Okey, I understand you're worried about that acne... but hey, I've got an idea that'll make sure nobody even looks at your face!"
Although it seemed smart at the time, Tom later had regrets about chopping his legs off for his photo.
no words can describe the energy of this pic. nothing i do in life can make me feel as lame as this kid. whenever i feel defeated, down and out and just plain hopeless i will look at this pic and thank the heavens i am not you.
He's special!
This photo was taken at the Olympic games immediately after Tom missed the rings and immediately before the "OH HELL" expression appeared on his face.
hands down, best and sexiest
This has got to be a joke.
Ahhhh someone stole my legs!!!
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