Chad's secret love. Alas, Chad could not convince Elvis to bare his nipples, though he secretly salivated at what perked and puckered beneath the tank.
Ha! Who says you can't make that sort of shirt and hat look sexy? *sizzle* Elvis proved them wrong this time, as I'm sure he proved them wrong countless times over.
I seriously think I went to high school with this guy. I need to bust out the yearbooks - there was definitely a rednecky guy named Elvis, and the time frame is right. I'm going to obsess over it now!
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Absolutely hilarious.
$100 says he owned a Camaro or Cutlass.
I am reminded of the Average Homeboy when I see this picture.
Chad's secret love. Alas, Chad could not convince Elvis to bare his nipples, though he secretly salivated at what perked and puckered beneath the tank.
Quite sporty.
A real sportman! In front of TV with a bag of chips and many beers of course!
*sniff, sniff*
This stinks of Red Neck! If you look closely, you can see his can of Skoal in his back pocket...
He just got done smoking a spliff!
Who gets pictures taken in a wifebeater.
Ha! Who says you can't make that sort of shirt and hat look sexy? *sizzle*
Elvis proved them wrong this time, as I'm sure he proved them wrong countless times over.
Camaro. For sure. I also bet he still owns that shirt and wears it proudly. He thinks Addidas never goes out of style.
"Everybody cut loose - Footloose!"
Admit it - you can see him dancing beside a train, a grain silo - rebelling against the preacher man...
I'm afraid that Elvis is no longer with us. His last words were "hey everybody, watch this!"
Definite spousal abuse charges in Elvis' future.
Looks like one of my ex boyfriends... and we were together in 2006. Needless to say, he was behind the times by about two decades.
It's nice that he dressed up for the picture.
sad thing - i have friends who still wear shirts like that.
I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO LOOK LIKE THIS: LIKE A GAY 80s HICK. UGH I NEED TO NAIL THAT LOOK.
All Day I Dream About Sex in my Adidas wife beater.
"Ok fine, I'll do this one without the cigarette...for Ma!"
"Hey, I can see you checking out my sweet Buick Grand National through these blinds here."
"Hey, photo-man, I don't have enough props here to provide at-mos-feer".
You are all crazy people, I honestly think this looks awesome. What's wrong with everybody?
aside from the trucker, it looks good
Isn't this guy with the Beastie Boys?
No, maw, I don't wanna take Cousin May to the prom, I was gonna ask Sis.
I seriously think I went to high school with this guy. I need to bust out the yearbooks - there was definitely a rednecky guy named Elvis, and the time frame is right. I'm going to obsess over it now!
"What do you mean I'm not dressed up enough for a portrait?? This is my very BEST trucker hat and the logo on my tank top is GOLD for chrissake!"
ironically this is what hipsters look like today.
didn't this kid knock up bristol palin?
Wow, be careful where you point those guns Elvis!
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