Thursday, February 5, 2009

Boys


1989
Usa

35 comments:

Bungalowbill said...

Wow,they rule!

BlondeSoul said...

OMG! Flock of Seagulls meets the Backstreet Boys!
Total Flamers...

Anonymous said...

What hunks!

I'm diggin Mr. Sweater on the left!

Anonymous said...

Someone threw Spandau Ballet into the same teleportation booth as The New Kids on the Block, and this is what came out.

Anonymous said...

The guy in the in the sweater eventually became so frightened of women that he decided to date men; the two in the middle started their own law firm and now have a half dozen hokey commercials proclaiming "if you have been injured in an accident call..."; the guy in the striped suit went on to start his own 80s band singing cover titles from the likes of Flock of Seagulls and Dead or Alive until one night, at a smokey hole-in-the-wall, he was injured by a flying beer bottle from a man yelling get with the 1990s!

Anonymous said...

Hangin' tough!

Anonymous said...

I don't ever want to hear anybody mention Reginald, Chad, Christine, or the cousins. This blog could exist for the next 1000 years, and there will never.....and I mean never be a better picture than this one.

torresongs said...

Wow! I had that long bangs/short on the sides and back/wedge cut do in the 80's too! I meant that you were too conservative for punk, but just new wave enough to be cool! Totally Tubular!

Anonymous said...

Despite the hair and clothes, the one in the stripes is actually pretty hot!

Auntie Mame said...

Dude, we are NEVER going to regret these hair cuts. NEVER.

Bags said...

The original 'douche bags'.

Anonymous said...

I like how the dork on the left is using the shoulder of the hunk next to him to prop his weak-ass head up.

Anonymous said...

That might be a young David Caruso on the right.

wren said...

oooOOOooo, good one.

Anonymous said...

after the picture, the guys told the fellow on the left to 'leave the group'.

Rageoline said...

These guys could totally fill in for the dudes on Saved by the Bell. From the left: Screech, Zack, Slater, and Max from the place where they all used to hang out. Amazing.

Anonymous said...

Haircut 100 - The Next Generation

Lady Oblada said...

The guy in the Bill Cosby sweater looks like someone I went to high school with. :/

Anonymous said...

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh -- the wrong stuff!

PunkyPower said...

I think that's Charlie Sheen in the front, or it's at least his doppleganger.

SM said...

I like people who try to look like heterosexual.

Anonymous said...

Dying for a "buttsecks" caption...

Anonymous said...

these were the pricks who were always giving the nerds "swirlies" in gym class. i bet 2nd to the left's name is "chad."

Anonymous said...

How ARE they connected? Not siblings, I don't think. This isn't a boy band portrait. Lovers? I think not. An elaborate prank on the guy on the left, "Sure you're a part of our group, take this portrait with us". Next thing you know he's standing at the dance getting pigs blood dropped on him. Oh yea. That's the connection.

Anonymous said...

Which of these tools do you think was the first one to ask the guy on the right "what the fuck are you wearing?"

Jenny said...

It's NKOTB minus one, but I can't tell who because they all look so similar...

Gavin said...

"Hey Todd, we're all wearing sweaters for the photoshoot on Saturday."

Brian said...

This has inspired me to purchase a skinny tie.

hipsterhomo said...

Stud Muffin in the middle! SHAZAM!

Lindsey said...

Making "The Hoff" proud!

Anonymous said...

haha. these dudes remind me of the guys featured on the cards of old late 80s and 90s board games...not Girl Talk...i can't remember the name since there were so many random ones.

lysi said...

I'm sure they thought this was the coolest photo in the world!

Anonymous said...

Saved by the Bell, the gay years.

Lisa said...

Oh how I wish we could track them down and get a "Then" and "Now" photo!

dannydinosaur said...

A little known fact: The Pet Shop Boys actually started with four members. . .