A LESSON IN REJECTION: When Chad was a boy, his mom could not find a babysitter and ended up taking him to a Chippendales performance. He was so mesmorized by their girations, that he became inspired and began to dress like them all the time. The kids at school mocked him, his parents simply smiled uneasily when people would ask, "who's the idiot with no shirt." Through it all he perservered and finally one day he got his chance. He tried out for the Chippendales, unfortunately he had no talent and wasn't very sexy, and was devistated. Unfortunaley, he fell into a life of drugs, heavy drinking, and dancing for money at nursing homes. His one man show RAD CHAD THE SEXY DANCING LAD is a modest hit on the nursing home circuit. Chad, in the end, turned his rejection into something? and kept the dream alive. Good job Chad.
A LESSON IN REJECTION: When Chad was a boy, his mom could not find a babysitter and ended up taking him to a Chippendales performance. He was so mesmorized by their girations, that he became inspired and began to dress like them all the time. The kids at school mocked him, his parents simply smiled uneasily when people would ask, "who's the idiot with no shirt." Through it all he perservered and finally one day he got his chance. He tried out for the Chippendales, unfortunately he had no talent and wasn't very sexy, and was devistated. Unfortunaley, he fell into a life of drugs, heavy drinking, and dancing for money at nursing homes. His one man show RAD CHAD THE SEXY DANCING LAD is a modest hit on the nursing home circuit. Chad, in the end, turned his rejection into something? and kept the dream alive. Good job Chad.
Myself and several other people are trying to prove or disprove the hypothesis that someone named Chad will invariably be a total douche. Everyone we know named Chad has been a douche...and this Chad simply expands upon this hypothesis.
As I look at this picture, I feel as though I am having convulsions....my eyes twitter, not sure what to focus on.....Do I look at the incredible mullet???....Do I look at the crooked moustache???.....Do I look at the muscle-less arms????......The red bowtie????....The hardened, white trash eyes?????.....Tell me, dear Lord, what do I focus on?
I'm stunned. If this is a senior photo, I pray that no yearbook ever published it. Does Chad's mother or grandmother *throws up in mouth* have this framed on the wall? And the wallet size? Oh, God, he passed these out to friends...
Not to be mentionned the fog Chad casts around him, this guy is so hot. Probably not as hot as the boiling kettle the photographer uses in his poor attempt…
I don'y think it was rejection during childhood he simply was taking his career goals seriously. Chipndales is a great career oppurtunity and he wanted to make sure his resume was complete. HA HA HA HA !!!!!!
Please I hope he is the 2009 winner....he just screams "I am sexy hear me roar"! I so would love a t shirt with him on the front♥ I also agree with 1 fo the anons....it is hard to pick one thing to focus on because he has sooo much goodness going on!
So...in what context was this picture taken? I see no irony in his eyes...is this a reverse-boudoir shot? Why did this occur? What was going through the photographer's mind? I know back then the mullet was pretty standard, but shirtless? "I think I see a little something peeking out of your collar - let me adjust - oh...no shirt? OK..."
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Im speechless...wordless...
this guy is an absolute sex symbol.
Chazz Michael Michaels you better hide.
is chad the guy from the ladder family?? moved from leaning on ladders to shaking it with Nick the Dick from bachelor party
this guy's got nothing on Rrrrrico
I wonder if Chad's Chad is hanging down below.
I don't even know what to say to this. I really don't.
ohhh yep
A LESSON IN REJECTION: When Chad was a boy, his mom could not find a babysitter and ended up taking him to a Chippendales performance. He was so mesmorized by their girations, that he became inspired and began to dress like them all the time. The kids at school mocked him, his parents simply smiled uneasily when people would ask, "who's the idiot with no shirt." Through it all he perservered and finally one day he got his chance. He tried out for the Chippendales, unfortunately he had no talent and wasn't very sexy, and was devistated. Unfortunaley, he fell into a life of drugs, heavy drinking, and dancing for money at nursing homes. His one man show RAD CHAD THE SEXY DANCING LAD is a modest hit on the nursing home circuit. Chad, in the end, turned his rejection into something? and kept the dream alive. Good job Chad.
A LESSON IN REJECTION: When Chad was a boy, his mom could not find a babysitter and ended up taking him to a Chippendales performance. He was so mesmorized by their girations, that he became inspired and began to dress like them all the time. The kids at school mocked him, his parents simply smiled uneasily when people would ask, "who's the idiot with no shirt." Through it all he perservered and finally one day he got his chance. He tried out for the Chippendales, unfortunately he had no talent and wasn't very sexy, and was devistated. Unfortunaley, he fell into a life of drugs, heavy drinking, and dancing for money at nursing homes. His one man show RAD CHAD THE SEXY DANCING LAD is a modest hit on the nursing home circuit. Chad, in the end, turned his rejection into something? and kept the dream alive. Good job Chad.
Oh dear lord! This one actually made me throw up a little.
@FFOCONNOR
I think you're right! That totally is the guy from the Ladder Family post.
His right nipple just poked my eye through the computer screen.
He kind of looks like Jimmy Pankow who plays trombone for the group Chicago.
You can tell by his face he is sucking his tummy in
*rrawrrr* I'm too sexy for my shirt... And some pride!!!
Myself and several other people are trying to prove or disprove the hypothesis that someone named Chad will invariably be a total douche. Everyone we know named Chad has been a douche...and this Chad simply expands upon this hypothesis.
Jumping jesus on a pogo stick, that is unattractive.
I'm guessing Chad now works at a Rent-a-Center.
I thought for sure someone would say Chris Farley!! Remember the skit with him and Patrick Swayze on SNL? If not, it is on youtube.
NO....HE......DIDNT!!!
If you look closely, Chad has shaved the area around his bowtie. I guess he got tired of chest hairs getting caught in it.
As I look at this picture, I feel as though I am having convulsions....my eyes twitter, not sure what to focus on.....Do I look at the incredible mullet???....Do I look at the crooked moustache???.....Do I look at the muscle-less arms????......The red bowtie????....The hardened, white trash eyes?????.....Tell me, dear Lord, what do I focus on?
Zomg.
This is glorious.
WOW! that's all i can say
I wanna be like Chad.
this pic makes me want to throw my panties at the screen. oh, the hawtness...
luv dis l0ok!
Chip and dales...anyone??? lol
You might as well just crown him the winner for 2009 right now. I'm guessing this is a senior photo. Whose mother would let them do such a thing?
He is totally from the ladder family.
Maybe this is a glamour shots for Chad, to pass out at the rec hall at his trailer park. Wow he is hot!!!
This scares me. Scares me on so many levels. And now I'll be having nightmares!!
I think he really is that one guy from the ladder family. Same courtesy for both pictures!
I'm stunned.
If this is a senior photo, I pray that no yearbook ever published it. Does Chad's mother or grandmother *throws up in mouth* have this framed on the wall?
And the wallet size? Oh, God, he passed these out to friends...
Oh Behavee!
HAHAHAHA!
I went to school with a guy who did the same thing as Chad. Everyone was laughing at him.
I am totally unaffected by this. What is wrong with me?
I think we've found "Mr. 2009".
Is this the male version of a Glamor Shot?
This is our new God!
¡SEX!
Anyone else notice he is wearing jeans? Anyone?
This is just wrong! Wrong I say!!
Not to be mentionned the fog Chad casts around him, this guy is so hot. Probably not as hot as the boiling kettle the photographer uses in his poor attempt…
Wait a second! Is not the guy from the Ladder Family?
Hey, I think it's Chad Ladder, of the Ladder family quintet!
This is awful! It's like a car accident, I know I shouldn't rubber neck, but somehow, I-JUST-CAN'T-LOOK-AWAY!!
Whoah! They broke out the Max Headroom background and everything for this pic.
i just threw up a little in my mouth
Chad should not, cannot be sexiest portrait of 2009. It is just too obvious. I much prefer the subtlety of classic portraits like "cousins".
Oh, my god. Get in me, Chad.
very sexxxxxxy!!!
so much!!!
Wow, perfect haircut ...
I wanna be him!
oh mon Dieu...
I think the subtle use of a smoke machine in the background puts it over the top.
Chad is the world champ. Immediatley. End of discussion. He cannot be topped, not now not ever.
Legend......wait for it......DARY !
Oh, my!
Now, I know THE Shad... I can die in peace!
This is why male "boudoir" photography never really took off.
ye-yeah!
OMG I nearly busted something laughing. The poor guy, he doesn't even look like he's enjoying the moment...
The nipple, the fog, the shaved collar-area, the...is that supposed to be a cumberbund?
OMG I nearly busted something laughing. The poor guy, he doesn't even look like he's enjoying the moment...
The nipple, the fog, the shaved collar-area, the...is that supposed to be a cumberbund?
What would possess you to even think about posing like that .....bare chest and bow tie ......Grrrrr
He has something weird (red) on his chest..
Chad had to sleep with the photographer to get this shot.
It's just too bad that the Lazer background came after this was taken.
I think I need a tissue.
This one is too wonderful to be real. Is he a Chippendale's dancer?!
(jaw wide open)...I...can't..stop...staring...
Bahahaha... Its the CHAD!! Woohoo 1word - SEXY!!
Isn't "Chad" another name for chopped up fish and such that you throw into the ocean to attract sharks? I'm just saying...
WHY??? And what poor soul did he do this for to impress?
OH GOD WHY
The thought that came to my mind was... NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
hahahahaha. this one is for sure my favorite.
Chad where have you been all my life .... your the real deal the whole package !
I like girls but Chad has given me the hardest willy I have had in my 20 years as a priest
I don'y think it was rejection during childhood he simply was taking his career goals seriously. Chipndales is a great career oppurtunity and he wanted to make sure his resume was complete. HA HA HA HA !!!!!!
One of those anniversary gifts that went terribly, terribly wrong.
Look at the smoke behind him, and the look on his face! He had just farted!
the shirtless bowtie is never a good look but somehow, Chad works this in magical ways.
omg....I can't believe this....my eyes...I just...WOW!!!
A Chip n Dale reject???
ohh chadly.........
Hear that? Me either. I think my heart just stopped!
Your kidding right?
Please I hope he is the 2009 winner....he just screams "I am sexy hear me roar"! I so would love a t shirt with him on the front♥ I also agree with 1 fo the anons....it is hard to pick one thing to focus on because he has sooo much goodness going on!
That was something I didn't need to see.
i can haz nipples?
I believe they used this photograph to advertise "Sex Panther" cologne. 60% of the time, it works every time!
So...in what context was this picture taken? I see no irony in his eyes...is this a reverse-boudoir shot? Why did this occur? What was going through the photographer's mind? I know back then the mullet was pretty standard, but shirtless? "I think I see a little something peeking out of your collar - let me adjust - oh...no shirt? OK..."
Besides him not smiling...I see nothing wrong with this picture
four burritos and a mustache trim will lead, inevitably, to "steamy" nights... catch my gaseous drift???
very good posting. thank you. :)
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