Thursday, December 4, 2008

Christine


1989
Usa
from Christine

95 comments:

Neal Snow said...

Holy crap!

Anonymous said...

Now that's a nice set of gums, right there.

Phil McCracken said...

wow what a big mouth...i'm going to love her 10 years from when this big was taken

Anonymous said...

what an angel!

i've never seen such a beautiful child, it makes me want to have some of my own if not only to take control of their hair styles...

ClaudeQ said...

chucky's girlfriend?

Anonymous said...

Run, Mr. Photographer! She looks hungry!

Maire said...

Christine looks like she got her hands on mommy's scissors and styled herself a new 'do.

somechileanwoman said...

That's not altered by Photoshop...is it?

Anonymous said...

Why does this picture make me think of Jaws?

WHAVegan said...

I'm pretty sure that's the Mouth of Sauron.

blueeyedtawni said...

grrr baby grrrr :)

Chum said...

damn. That's scary. That actually fell out of a womb. It's definitely a meat eater. Don't fuck with it though. I'm serious. Just throw it some raw meat and keep moving.

Big Daddy said...

Wasn't she in 'Poltergeist'?

Vaquera said...

Is this Gary Busey's daughter?

Anonymous said...

I'll swallow your soul, I'll swallow your soul!

Anonymous said...

She's the daughter of a dentist. Obviously.

PoorSailor said...

where are her lips gone????

She needs them to hide tha saw!!!

Anonymous said...

Let's just refer to her from here on out as Li'l Chompers.

Brian said...

This is classic. This is the boogeyman's kid!!!

B said...

Good God!!!!!

fred davis said...

It puts the lotion in the basket.

amandabird said...

Good God. She looks like something from rathergood.com!

Anonymous said...

Down, Fizgig!

Anonymous said...

She looks like the lovechild of "Ripley" & "The Alien"

Lauren Salins said...

HAHAHAHAHHA im in love!

Anonymous said...

soil me sideways - that thing's chewing through the bulkhead!!!

Anonymous said...

Aaaagh!

Anonymous said...

Christine, are you now sorry that you summited this picture?

Anonymous said...

Those gums got nothin' on Reginald

Anonymous said...

wow, people are mean.

i think this photo is adorable!

Anonymous said...

Christine's neck doily and tassel-like fringe, combined with the stunning baby blue colour scheme have transformed her into the perfect mantel decoration.
And she can't hide her joy.

Anonymous said...

possessed, much?

Anonymous said...

i think i might know her.

Emily, James and Mike said...

Please, someone tell me Christine got hold of the scissors. If her mother allowed the hair salon at Meijer to do that to her then CPS should have been called.

Anonymous said...

This picture is very scary on more than one level.

Anonymous said...

This seems like this is one of those types that turns out really really hot by adulthood.

Good god though, put that back in the oven, its not done cookin'.

Susan Wolfe said...

very Chuckie-ish, don't you think?

.hello foto said...

Oh, come now. Clearly the parents are to blame here.

5Preview said...

O DIO!!!!

Anonymous said...

Stine!!! This is hilarious--along with the comments people are saying about you. "The type who turns out hot..."--they were dead on ;-)

Hope you win!

LMA said...

this is evil !!!! :o))))

Anonymous said...

i want to know how her grill looks today

Anonymous said...

Yes, i demand to see her "after" photo before mocking her so I don't feel such shame.

Standard Deviations said...

That is positively Cthonic.

Loritouu said...

Black hole sun, won't you come, and wash away the raiiiinn!!!

Anonymous said...

Eeeeeeeek. Poor child. I wonder what she looks like now. Hmmmmmmmm.

Suzanne said...

All I can think of every time I see this is "Egads!" Yes, I look at it often, for I am in total fascination with this picture.

Scott said...

Horrifying. Absolutely horrifying. Good luck sleeping for anyone who sees this picture... I know I'm going to need it.

Anonymous said...

Iä! Iä! Christine ftagn!

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Incommunicado said...

Coming to a theater near you!

Christine II: You Thought the Car Was Scary

Anonymous said...

Once you see it, you can't unsee it..

Anonymous said...

I cant even look at this photo anymore, i think ill actually piss myself laughing if i do hahaa

Bleddyn said...

I've got two words to say
which I actually like, said out loud without being able to hold back
"Holy Shit"
jeez that scared the crap outta me
reminds me of some sort of possessed demon child off of some cheesy 3am horror movie that never saw the light of the cinemas
ouch...

jacekmalina said...

I don't belive it!

Anonymous said...

This picture will haunt my dreams forever...

Anonymous said...

AWESOME!!! xD xD xD

I love it!

Now she is beautiful :)

Anonymous said...

is she in a wind tunnel?

gyoengyi said...

My-sweet-lord...
such a big snarl
like an UFO
i hope she's look better now

Insanity_Won said...

Woah, a blonde Ghoulie!

lmsemi said...

She looks like a human piranah!

Ida said...

Her mother was blond and her father was a piranha.

YAY! said...

hahahahahahahaha I love this so much it makes me want to cry

Ryan! The Girl said...

my absolute favorite. i'm seriously crying after reading all the comments. i <3 christine.

Kasey Ruadh said...

ole christine..she's a maneater these days.....

Anonymous said...

...my what big teeth you have...

GregJD said...

OMG I'm sitting in front of a room of clients looking at this pic and the comments, and trying not to burst out laughing.

I think she might be wearing an adult-sized pair of blue contact lenses. I'll bet she tore the photographer's throat out with her teeth moments after the picture was taken.

Belladonna said...

Say what you want about Christine, but she stepped up to the plate when the gubment wouldn't let me get a trained badger to guard my junkyard.

Anonymous said...

What does her family tree look like ... a stump?

Alexxxi said...

CANDY!!!!!

Sophie said...

OH DEAR LORD IN HEAVEN, THIS IS TRULY THE DEVIL'S WORK.

Victor said...

rosemarys´s baby?

Anonymous said...

She now models for Victoria Secret and has a new set of fangs.

Emily said...

This is the worst one I have found on here - I cannot look at this photo for longer than 30 seconds at a time.

Anonymous said...

I bet her folks put this photo on the mantle to act as a fire guard.

Anonymous said...

She looks like a cross between a Gelfling and CHUD...

And these comments are a pants-pissing good time!

Anonymous said...

I demand to know what she looks like now!

Please? XD

Anonymous said...

what's that an albino monkey?

Chris Almond said...

I know everyone thinks she has a big mouth, but it is actually small.

Anonymous said...

I think her mouth is trying to escape from her face.

Jenan said...

Oh my god I cannot stop laughing. This picture is incredible.

Justin Sluss said...

The comments here fill me with just as much laughter as the photo itself which is truly terrifying yet also hilarious. Sexy look indeed!!! A+++++ for effort

Sander said...

That poor kid, didn't stand a chance in hell in school.

Anonymous said...

it looks like the creature from aliens 3!

Juliana Bispo said...

we were told the anti christ would come...

Anonymous said...

What an adorable little cutie.
All of this hate aimed at a sweet little happy looking little girl.
You all should be ashamed of yourselves trying to lift your own self esteem by knocking this little angel.

Anonymous said...

What an adorable little cutie.
All of this hate aimed at a sweet little happy looking little girl.
You all should be ashamed of yourselves trying to lift your own self esteem by knocking this little angel.

Anonymous said...

She is totally precious.....but she also looks like the "Trilogy of Terror" doll

xeep said...

I cried.

Anonymous said...

Critters 5?

rott said...

want to meet her mom.

Gwen said...

OMG !
This is so scary ! Poor girl, she looks like an extra terrest monster!

Anonymous said...

this looks like those horrible monkeys from "congo"

Anonymous said...

I think this little girl is precious, just a happy little girl, doesn't know prople think she's not pretty.

Anonymous said...

Man, I freaked out when I scrolled down. WTH!