Why is the serious guy on the left slightly squatting, maybe his legs weren't supposed to be in the picture. Maybe this is one of the legends surrounding this group, maybe not.
the guy on the left was in The Wedding Singer, right?
So... were sleeves on mens' shirts illegal at some point in this country's history and I just don't remember, or what?
If you had guns like that you wouldn't wear sleeves either.
STRYKER! STRYKER! Slap!
X) Knock knockSTRYKER) Yeah, c'mon inX) I'd like to try out for your super sweet gangSTRYKER) Hmmmm.... ...take off your jacket*X takes off jacket*STRYKER) What are those cloth tubes you've attached to the shoulders of your shirt?X) Why, they are sleeves of course, this shirt came that way. They are OEM.STRYKER) Sir, we don't know what kind of bamboozlery you are trying to perpetrate here but we don't find it funny, not one goddamn bit. You look gayer than a bag of dicks and you will never be eligible to join the sleeveless STRYKER collective. X) but...STRYKER) We bid you good day, sir.X) wha..STRYKER) WE SAID GOOD DAY!!!
Stryker rocks the most hardest.
Metalocalypse version 1.0! They rock hard!
What did they come right from the gym to do this shoot or was there a Loverboy look alike contest going on in town:)>
Think I saw em on Star Search.
Is it and 80's mime company?
formerly "The Flying Stryker's" of Circus Ole'
Stryker...rockin' the midwest since 1982!
This is awesome. I was at a Christian college in the 80's that disinvited Stryker, an ostensibly Christian group, because of their publicity photo's. Just goes to show, you can be too hot for the 80's
I find his little mustache kind of intimidating.
And straight from the Cobra Kai Dojo...introducing "Stryker"!
td, you're thinking Stryper, not Stryker. Stryker were the kings of the ballroom/pole shed circuit of the upper midwest in the 80s. Their main cmopetition were Knyght Ryder out of Minot, ND and Knyght Krawlyr out of Sioux City, IA. I saw them at Ribfest in Dubuque, IA and they were AWESOME.
Why they all have porn moustache?
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