Desk Editor: "Shit, now we've got people in the cover shoot for next month's 'Plush Chair & Houseplant Illustrated'??"
"Excuse me young man! If I want something ugly that looks 50 years old and out of style to sit on, I have my husband."
You obviously do not live in the UK. That is very posh and understated. To make it "typical" British everything in fabric would have to be in a different print and in colors not found in nature (mainly reddish-purple, reddish-brown, and that peculiar mustard-gold). Highlights to include bright turquoise and lime green.
Harry, Mildred, and their daughter Potted Fern.
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